What are people suppose to say in response to this post?

Your burger, fries and coke are with Jesus now, that’s where they at.

IT’S A WEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but I love it so much it hurts.

Did you ever consider just cutting your sister out of your wedding? Wait, was that the point of this story?

I have slept on Shellbomber’s couch TWICE! Once peacefully. *INSIDE JOKE ALERT, Y’ALL!*

Is that why they feel itchy?

I will never forget the day I was randomly watching Cash Cab and saw your episode! It’s still saved on my DVR. I absolutely do not watch it at night in my underwear.

OBVS.

Well, I won’t buy a couch unless I have proof oral sex can be performed on it, so this seems like a good idea to me.