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 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (14 comments)

It will be more of a serious documentary and more of an obvious cash grab

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: Yo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic? (34 comments)

I don’t remember the book too well because world war y would I but it was fine if you want to read a zombie book but really as a movie it could only be done as a faux documentary with either no stars or everybody is a star doing cameos like those movies about where everyone is a non famous people played by a famous people.Anyway from what I remember they beat the zombies when some guy who goes mad afterwards because his plan works figures out zombies eat people so they can use people as bait.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2013 | re: Updating Poltergeist For A Modern Audience (23 comments)

I’m glad this movie at least has the honesty to admit it is a remake of Poltergeist unlike all the other movies about poltergeists before and after Poltergeist.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (21 comments)

That doesn’t prove 4 people disagree,20 people might agree and 24 people might disagree.I think the most accurate generalisation that can be made about people’s opinion on Zack Snyder’s remake of dawn of the dead is that they do not know what it is.Personally I thought it was great but he sure has sucked ever since.

 0Posted on May 11th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (31 comments)

Ah nothing is City of Lost Children level of rad these days.

 +1Posted on May 11th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

I think as long as it is like Baz’s other works it will be true to the book in spirit at least.In case there is any confusion here I mean the book and all of Lurrrrman’s flims are all fucking shit.

 0Posted on May 10th, 2013 | re: Robin Williams Disses Kim Kardashian On Twitter!!!!!! (24 comments)

This is a genie variant of the Chewbacca defense I think?Makes no sense anyway.

 0Posted on May 2nd, 2013 | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

The ladies don’t believe it when he says that he’s a minor.That’s what they tell the judge anyway.

If only there was some kind of guide on how to meet and marry european men available.

 0Posted on Apr 20th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

Heck I don’t even know the plot of Avengers 1 after watching it, I sure am no Joss Whedon.

 +2Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: Which Soda Makes You A Better Artist: Pepsi Or Diet Coke?! (37 comments)

For me, talyahkeul is the REAL artist.

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Jaden Smith Already Has A New Music Video (23 comments)

Doesn’t everywhere have a whole division doing that?Even the Oprah Channel (or whatever it is called).

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

Can’t Gwyneth Paltrow see brunettes?

 +1Posted on Apr 6th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (22 comments)

How big is the menarche at the start going to be?

star wars fans only seem to think Princess Leia has it going on when she is chained to a giant toad for some reason

 +2Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: So Jon Stewart Is A Movie Director Now, Too? OH SURE, WHO ISN'T?! (36 comments)

What’s really weird is when people who haven’t been to film school and aren’t even famous decide to direct a movie.Those people have to be stopped.

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2013 | re: Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water (49 comments)

Why the hell would anybody show up expecting them to rap?

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Aaron Sorkin's Favorite Movie Quote (42 comments)

“Always be closing.” – Vin Boiler

 +6Posted on Feb 2nd, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Relax none of that stuff ever actually happened now

 +2Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: What Are The TCAs? (9 comments)

Grimm is a man called Grimm in the show called Grimm who is the latest in a long line of Grimms whose job is to kill furries and scalies and such and to go to the tca’s and kill all the television critics.Sadly the current Grimm is a bit of a wuss and simply answers the questions of the furries and scalies.He still kills all the television critics though so its not all bad.Although we are all just waiting for The Monroe Show.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2013 | re: OK, Goodbye, Ricky Gervais (36 comments)

Non existent is about as clear as you can get

 +1Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Hunger Games-Style Reality Show (38 comments)

They should make a reality show of that film Jennifer Lawrence did before she went down hill where you have to track down your dad and then have a banjo competition.

 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game (27 comments)

Then he cut the nose off of the picture and sent it back in time to Roman Polanski

How come Tim Allen gets to exist whether I exist or not but he has to exist for me to exist?QUANTUM PHYSICS IS SO UNFAIR.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2012 | re: What Ridiculous Movie Feat Do You Wish You Could Accomplish? (34 comments)

I’d put Nick Cage in a wickerman in by back garden, not to burn it just to watch him in it when I go to the toilet.