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 +7Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Louis C.K. And Fun. (39 comments)

distractingly bad accents all round. Or was that the point?

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Seinfeld Makes All Of The Money (30 comments)

I’d buy a boat for a big big storm to smash into a pile of boats, then do it again, forever. Anyone can buy an captain a boat!

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: Courtney Stodden Dressed As Marilyn Monroe For Some Reason (42 comments)

upvotes for the whole thread!

 +2Posted on Jan 27th, 2012 | re: A Fake Interview With Uggie, The Dog From The Artist (21 comments)

What? That sounds heavenly…oh.

 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2012 | re: BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABY Video Battle! (26 comments)

I think that dog was on the assertive side, but it really looked to me like he was saying “Ugh, come ON, kid, figure it out! THIS is how you play with the rattle. Shake it! Like this! Now you do it! ….Gah I can’t stand it! Fer fuggs sake, do something with it! SHAKE IT! LIKE THIS! DOOOO IIIITTTT!”

 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jason Segel And Florence And The Machine (68 comments)

the hair pulling!

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: "Flour Disaster" Or "Flour Greatest Thing Ever"? (41 comments)

10 points for ‘malarky’ and an upvote

 +1Posted on Nov 20th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (68 comments)

“Thanks for coming to this nerd fest, Coldick Stewart”

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Bert And Ernie Record Driving Directions For GPS (18 comments)

How is it that this does not already have all the upvotes?

That fellow is quite shiny.

 +5Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Oh, I get it now. Jinxgum! Thanks Superglue, who I wanted to reply to but the button is’t there so I’m replying to myself but hopefully it’ll kinda work!

 +7Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Is that why you are cold? Brrrr.

 +7Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

I thought he was everyone’s favorite? He is my favorite. No offense, Doppelmuppet version of me!

 +10Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Needs more Donna Darko explanation. I’m lost!

 +9Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

South Germany. Those Bavarians!

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: John Hodgman's That Is All (35 comments)

I straight-up have an old man crush on that droll hottie, Dick Cavett. Srsly, since we watched his show on PBS, AS A FAMILY. He, in turn, appears to have some sort of old-man crush on Groucho Marx. Does that mean I have a crush-by-association on Groucho? I am not sure how I feel about that. Kinda grease-paint-y. Still, though: Dick Cavett, rrrrowr!

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (18 comments)

He once mused to an interview that “Into the Abyss” would’ in fact, work very well as a title for everything he has ever made. Wish I could remember the interview…

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

I must get me one of them pens!

 -2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist (94 comments)

then again! Think how much more one could do without needing a cuppa joe first! That may have come out wring, in light of all the #ACisgay jokes.

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist (94 comments)

Maybe you could do like I do with kale:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees.

Wash & dry:
*one bunch of greens. (collards = good, Lacinato or “Dino” kale = also a winner)
Cut the leaves lengthwise along either side of the spine. If you like, cut the lengths of leaves in half crossways. Or whatever shape seems good.

Toss in a big bowl with:
*1-2 Tablespoons olive oil
*salt & pepper to taste

When the leaves are all coated, spread them over 2 cookie sheets and bake for 30 minutes.
Out of the oven, they will remain green but be much smaller, like veggie shrinkydinks.

Charming and crunchy, like those roasted seaweed snacks the Trader Joe’s set is snarfing down these days!

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

I know it’s way too late to matter anymore, but this thread=all the upvotes. So funny, you guys. Upvote for everybody!

 +5Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Drive (64 comments)

those long long beats! Have to say, I loved them. They weren’t just counting to ten till their next line – Gosling & Mulligan were eating each other up *in their minds* during those beats. That’s where they got all fond. Or is that when *I* ate *them* all up in my mind? om nom nom. Anyway, those beats were The Best. ANd necessary set up as Gabe says for the cafe scene where he gets all immediate and fierce.

 +8Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Going To The Store (26 comments)

says here, by the same guy who made Tron’s title sequence happen. EXPLAINS NOTHING

 +6Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Going To The Store (26 comments)

Aaaaaugh! My eyes!!!

now get off my lawn!