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 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: The New Bewitched Is OUR Generation's Bewitched (28 comments)

Nicole Kidman

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Cristy Joy Has Ants In Her Pants (20 comments)

You can all mock but Cristy Joy from CristyJoy.com has brought Cristy Joy from CristJoy.com into my life in a way none of you never have.And she plays the drums.

 +3Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

Wasn’t living with Picasso like being in a living hell tortured by a control freak monster who wanted to destroy you?Perhaps Gwyneth is pleading for help with the finesse and subtlety that her four year old friends were always complimenting her on.

 0Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Just Spitballing Some Ideas For The Sex And The City Prequel (30 comments)

They sure seemed to be existing in a vacuum in all the episode I saw

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2011 | re: Let's All Make Up Our Own Fake Entourage Gossip Column Blind Items (33 comments)

Who is the mysterious gang of responsible for a spate of kidnapping what have been described as “one of the more attractive unconscious women I have seen being kidnapped by a gang of louts yelling “NO RAPE O” “?A police spokesman said “All we have to go on is that apparently one of them is Matt Dillon’s brother.But Matt Dillon hasn’t got a brother has he?”

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Sean Bean Gets Shot In The Face (16 comments)

I can’t believe Sean Bean is dead in his new show before that show even starts.I was a big fan of that show before sean bean died in it before it started but now I am not going to watch it any more unless when I do start watching it turns out to be any good.

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Jon Benjamin Has A Van (33 comments)

You were hoping he would look like Anthony Weiner?
I feel like I should try to put some ironic distance between myself and this comment but I am sticking by it.

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Jon Benjamin Has A Van (33 comments)

I think its like that new genre that sarah palin’s bus tour round places she is completely ignorant was in that I don’t understand what genre that is.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

“You keep using the word smile to describe what I am doing.I do not think it means what you think it does.” – Dat Dog

 -1Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: That's Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry (49 comments)

Man she is the ugliest chick since Ugly Betty

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The 2011 MTV Movie Awards (40 comments)

but now everyone knows where Reese Witherspoon has hid all them sex tapes what she done.

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor? (67 comments)

Flava Flav.Whenever there is a lull in the proceedings he could stick his face in the camera and go “Taste the Flava…OF FEAR!”
I imagine he will be doing this quite a lot.

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: The Shadow Line Is Basically Britain's The Wire So Get On It (56 comments)

The show Vexed that was on in 3 parts after Sherlock finished was also amazing and hilarious, written by Howard “Misfits” Overman (or whatever his name is in case i got it wrong)

 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: George Plimpton's Video Falconry (28 comments)

I can’t believe dicaprio and mulligan are appearing in that movie.I thought they wuz proper actors and now they are doing video game adaptations?

 0Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: Now You, Too, Can Finally Smell Like Jared Leto (49 comments)

Smelling like Jared Leto is my business.A filthy business indeed.At least I just used to have to smell like the soap off of out of fight club.DAMN YOU JUST DIFFERENT AND HUGO BOSS.

 +4Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Some Questions About Heaven Is For Real: The Movie (60 comments)

“If you didn’t believe in heaven before you saw this movie then you probably won’t ever see it.”

In the Next episode of Martin Short’s Truth Bombs:

“YOU’RE NOT A REAL FROG!”

On the Discovery channel.

Who the hell does John Lassetter think he is?Elton has been turning his tin cups into gold for nine years.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Tron: Nudity (29 comments)

This movie only appeals to ten guys on the internet anyway.And they have probably left humanity far behind in their porn intake.

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Colleen Thomas Explains Monday's Secret Missile Launch (64 comments)

I had to stop this video halfway through as a customer seemed to be listening to it way too intently and I wasn’t sure if he was a plaedian or a draconian.Then he moved within smell range and I realised he was really fucking drunk.

 +29Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Let's Fix The Poster For Mel Gibson's The Beaver (161 comments)

“I have a photo of Whoopi Goldberg’s children in my beaver.”

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Online, You Guys (77 comments)

How many children would this video need to save in order to justify its existence?Because I feel it is more than the amount of children it will save.Which is none.

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Haha, Bill Cosby Has An iPhone App (36 comments)

When the stars are right Bill Cosby’s timeless rapport will awaken from its slumber and we will all be crushed before its awful cosmic majesty.

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters (80 comments)

I couldn’t decide if she was saying belieber of if I was having a justine episode like when homer hears moe everywhere in the flaming homer episode.And I couldn’t decide which would be worse.But I beliebe in Jeiber.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

I don’t think they are arresting her I think they are taking her into prospective custody.
Also I don’t think those are real polices just community safety officers with no real power
who I guess they send to protect people who nobody cares if they get murdered.
That said their lack of legally sanctified power didn’t stop them kicking the shit out of a car park over the road from my flat.