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 +8Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

You know, I would love nothing more than to relentlessly mock him for this, but I won’t because I’m sitting at my computer eating out of a 1/4lb bag of candy that, only 2 days ago, weighed in at 5lbs.

The irony is not lost on me.

 +3Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way (180 comments)

Oh that stretch terrible, especially the one that stops every 15 damn minutes and goes through Athlone. It took me four and a half hours to get from Dublin back to Galway where my apartment was (studying abroad in the spring). And this was after a 38 hour (straight) land trip from Berlin-London-Wales since the frigging volcano and Iceland decided it wanted to erupt the day my flight was supposed to leave. I was sleep deprived, homicidal, and virtually incontinent by the time I got off that bus.

 +6Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way (180 comments)

That is wonderfully patchy facial hair. It may not be able to grow any, but at least it saves me from having something that looks like that.

And you can almost see the grease dripping from his pores/hair

I was molested by Roman Polanski and all I got was this lame t-shirt to remember him by. Oh…and years of emotional distress, that too.

 +12Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

MiB asked what ‘dead’ was.

He was told that he didn’t need to worry.

Yet he understood what it meant to ‘kill a boar’.

Maybe he just FELT the knowledge and magically absorbed an Oxford Dictionary hundreds of years before it was created. I knew he was special!

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

I here ya, buddy.

I was stranded in Berlin for about a week extra and I missed 3 finals and spent an extra $300-400 in travel expenses!

That being said, missing my favorite cartoons makes me sad. I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone.

 +9Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

I just realized that this made it sound like I was on the receiving end of the giraffe and trying to take pictures of the whole thing.

I’m bad at life.

 +7Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

Coincidentally, that was the day I learned to use the setting on my camera that can get good pictures of things in motion.

So now I have a few ‘action shots’ as a reminder of my wonderful experiences with animal erections.

 +46Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

I saw a giraffe’s penis when I was at a zoo in Berlin the other day. This is topical, right?

(I’ve been lurking here for a while and I am so very sorry this is my first post. I think I did it wrong.)