I nominate Powder Blue. I love Forest Whitaker, and Jessica Biel is attractive and a stripper, to which I am also partial, but so bad.

Is this movie literally just John Cusack & Co yelling alot while evading things crashing in improbably indestructible vehicles? Did they insert “controversial” “commentary” on the Governator? Was that Alton Brown as the new Husband? So many questions that must be answered! Oh, I hope John Cusack and ex-wife reconcile and a lesson is learned about life is precious, and God, and the Bible!

There’s no way that just happened. I work with people with mental illness and I’ve never seen behavior as bizarre as this. It just destroys the “this is reality” part of my brain, like the part in Magnolia when it rained frogs.

Wow, Caligula. We have elected to make Gabe watch porn and then tell us about it. I didn’t sign on for this kind of website. But fur realz, that will be an intereresting WMOAT.

There is a bit of dissonance there, to be certain, but I dunno, it was still funny to me. Their “The Happening” Rifftrax was the best thing to ever happen to M. Night Shyamalan.

Argh! I was counting on you to hate this Gabe. Justify my opinions by sharing them!
Really, though, this looks like it will eat.

Check it:
Wall Street 2: The Greed Mile
Wall Street 2: The Greed And I

I totally thought of “Greed-o Shoots First” too but blacknerds got to it first…kudos sir.