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I literally just listened to his appearance on WTF, which was kind of tense and weird and good. Can’t wait to buy this book.

 +5Posted on Feb 9th | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (39 comments)

Are we sure Bill O’Reilly isn’t just a misogynist? Who would the misogynist side with, the one lady or the million ladies? #foolprooftheories #math

 +11Posted on Feb 9th | re: Lawyer Mike: "Love (....runs thru my veins)" (30 comments)

Lawyer Mike might want to stop talking about things that run through his veins if he wants to get his kids back so badly.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th | re: Lawyer Mike: "Love (....runs thru my veins)" (30 comments)

It’s definitely either that or some sort of legal trouble.

“There are only two things you go to Lawyer Mike for.” –a broken yet emotionally hardened Lawyer Mike

 +4Posted on Feb 9th | re: Lawyer Mike: "Love (....runs thru my veins)" (30 comments)

If you take away Lawyer Mike, his daughter’s sense of abandonment might finally become too great to overcome by the power of rap balladry.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th | re: Lawyer Mike: "Love (....runs thru my veins)" (30 comments)

Gahh! Four minutes of continuous vocal fry may induce panic attack.

 +10Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ladies, It's Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal (64 comments)

This video is kind of amazing in its perfect simultaneity of sexism and empowerment.

 +5Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ladies, It's Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal (64 comments)

You may be a fugitive now, but one day you’ll receive your just deserts.

 +17Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

Yesterday Rick Santorum tweeted: “7M Californians had their rights stripped away by activist 9th Circuit judges. As president I will work to protect marriage.” I’m very curious about exactly what rights he’s referring to. The right to opposite day forever?

 +18Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

But my real favorite must be accidentally replying to a comment unrelated to mine.