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Ha, that is some major bullshit!
I’m just starting Part II of the Sixth Season of The Sopranos. This is going to be hard. Also, now there’s no “Bone Wars.” 
(Not that that is so important in the grand scheme. I just don’t want to see him go away.)
I mean, I could pick a place for lunch. Is that part of a business plan?
And so it is
I didn’t even know we were doing business plans!
I just saw that guy play a few weeks ago. It was great.
I wonder how many people Putin has killed with the ring in the last eight years?
Haha, no, honestly, I wonder.
a very boring one, if a mistakenly gifted ring qualifies as an “International Mystery”
If only!
I feel like you’re giving Doug a pretty generous lifespan estimate.
The next Fast movie will be even easier to write. It should just be all the characters taking a nap because honestly they deserve it.
Ha!
I thought the same thing, then I immediately went to the bank wearing only socks (on my hands). It turns out they don’t sell tomato paste!
Learn how to use a hyphen, you cretin!
It’s from All About My Mother, my favorite Pedro Almodovar movie. You should watch it like right now.
Just realized my Halloween costume this year is going to be Johnny Depp with a Pizza Drone on his head.
“Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma’am. And one can’t be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you’ve dreamed of being.”
You know what you could “use?” A dictionary, you jerk!
“Soon French Press is just going to be called Press.”
Caffeine is real. Jitters are a choice. (P.S. Good work. I think you have unlocked the meme.)
Puns should be simple, not all dressed up.
OK, you’re right. But in the painting referred to, it does look more like the bird is just flying up behind him, especially because of the placement of other birds flying around.
his daughter’s voice in the trees…(shudder)…pretty sure that’s a t.s. eliot reference too
RELEVANT: Did anyone here know that Johnny Depp has written and recorded songs under the band name “Tonto’s Giant Nuts”?
For what it’s worth you’re one of my favorite commenters here and I often wish you did more comments!