Black Swan: A girl keeps getting interrupted while she’s trying to masturbate and goes crazy.
I have so much love for the Sudekis excited face, it’s almost immoral. They could base an entire sketch around him just looking wide eyed with his mouth agape, and I would love it.
Ooooh Jeremy Irons is trying to out-annunciate Tilda Swinton! Shit just got real!
Tom Jane doesn’t need a Golden Globe, he just wants his kids back!
Jane Fonda came directly from SPAAAAAAAACE!
Hahaha Helen Mirren just came on, and they cut to Spielberg, and he had this look on his face like, “IMPRESS ME.” Go to bed, Spielberg, and take Lea Michele with you.
It was nice of Tilda Swinton to swing by on her way home from karate class to present that award!
Sylvester Stallone’s face is like the economic crisis: I don’t understand it, but I know it frightens me.
Is it just me, or does Annette Benning look like she’s the lead singer in a 4 Non-Blondes cover band? WHATS GOIN’ AHHHHHN…with her hair?
“As a serial killer who plays by his own rules” As opposed to all the serial killers who strictly follow federal regulations on how to properly be a serial killer?
Ugggggh, seven horrible words: “Here are two stars from Country Strong!”
a.) Hahahaha Tom Hanks and Spielberg look so perplexed that they just lost the Globe to a bunch of FOREIGNERS.
b.) Apparently they sat all the winners tonight behind Jack McBrayer?
And apparently took public speaking lessons at the Jeff Bridges Academy For Rambling Half-Coherent Awards Speeches.
Oh shit, when fitzykid1990 lays down the law, you know shit just got real.
I think you just hit on the main problem with Country Strong: NOT ENOUGH DANZIG.
Hey, Bang Harvester is already my mom’s nickname down by the docks!
Can these designer Bangs meet me on da faceboooooook? I kindly doubt it!
So am I the only one who really enjoyed the “Worst of Soul Train” sketch? Carrey’s commitment to the “I just need one titty!” guy was awe-inspiring.
Kanye will save us from the Hollywood Star Whackers yet!
When you’re lost out theeeeeeere and you’re allllll alooooooone
Your AA sponsor is waiting to CAAAAARRAY YOU HOOOOOOME!
Hello, 9-1-1? The Sexual Romance is over.
“I’m not a witch. I’m Skeletor.”
“Photo taken mere seconds before He-Man’s campaign volunteers wrestled Mr. Tor to the ground and repeatedly stomped on his skull”
He’s runnin’ through your public parks, snatchin’ your frisbee up.