Sad that the “No Musical” clause is in Gabe’s rules, that means it automatically invalidates the true and native challenger; “Sextette”.

Just try to get through watching Alice Cooper, out of makeup and apparently permed, sing a disco version The Captain and Tenielle’s “Love Will Keep Us Together” to an 84-year-old Mae West. While playing along on a Lucite grand piano.

Think I’m lying?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CO52Fe1mKU

You and your friends will race each other to the kitchen, to be the first to gouge out your eyes with a pickle fork.

Seriously, those rules must truly be for Gabe’s protection.