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The one on Ravelry is a teeny bit different than the one pictured, but here’s the link:

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/shaun-the-sheep-ds-case

You make me Sikh!

You mean illegals. Rick Perry uses a net to catch illegals. Only his net has lots of people-sized holes. And it’s invisible. Sometimes. Oh, and some use it to pay for college. Or not. Depending on who you believe. One thing I’m positive of: he’s not sure himself.

And I love illegals. My parents had no AKC papers themselves.

I think you need to click on the reply that’s right under my comment. But not really necessary in this case. As a fellow future old lady, I saw the word Ravelry and knew someone was talking to me.

 +10Posted on Feb 1st | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (45 comments)

Not being able to heft one’s girth from the floor is a dilemma that is no stranger to me.

Not every rich asshole is an asshole. Just putting that out there. I myself didn’t know Warren Buffett from Jimmy Buffett once upon a time.

But this rich asshole? Probably an asshole.

Explainer guy, you explain things quite precisely. Hyper-partisanship has turned politics into a cultural phenomenon akin to a sporting event, where constituents root for their favorites based on…what exactly? These sound bytes? Knee-jerk “he’s not on my team” reactions?

I’m not sure if she should adopt me or I should adopt her. She had me at “wonderful.” I shall pack my NDS knitted cozy:

Then I head straight to the foot of her lovely floral wing chair.

 +9Posted on Jan 31st | re: Kate Hudson Spotted With The New Mr. Cool Disguise (130 comments)

I shall refrain from comment lest approximately 17 billion Twilight fans thrash me into a very unattractive canine carcass.

 +12Posted on Jan 31st | re: Kristen Bell's Emotional Breakdown Over Meeting A Sloth (48 comments)

 +1Posted on Jan 28th | re: STOP What You're Doing, Nicholas Cage Has An Amazing Idea! (38 comments)

Captain Corelli’s Manga?

 +1Posted on Jan 27th | re: A Videogum Exclusive: John Mulaney Is Bad At Driving (11 comments)

Aw, Duckie cut his hair! I loved the part at the end when he tells Andie to go after Blane.

 +1Posted on Jan 27th | re: The Walking Dead Returns February 12th (7 comments)

I’m afraid I haven’t been enjoying this program of late. It’s has far too many undead creatures interrupting all the fine, scene-eating melodramatic acting that I do so enjoy.

Sorry Walking Dead. Too many zombies, not enough soap opera-style storylines.

 0Posted on Jan 26th | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

Indeed. Thumbs up to you, sir!

IKR? Can’t you just imagine the goofy mix up where the doula forgets that her pregnant patient didn’t want a membrane sweep and so the doctor breaks her water anyway?!? Laugh out loud funny!!

I for one won’t tolerate this nonsense. An all-female cast carrying an entire comedy?! Outrage! Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a funny woman–just a regular woman imitating a funny man. And poorly, too, might I add! This movie showcases my point rather brilliantly, if I may say so.

BTW, I’m totally Brooklyn’s less appreciated step-sister, Staten Island Decker.

Some grown-ups go unconscious just for the pizza. I know, I used to idolize my parents, too.

 +11Posted on Jan 26th | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

I’m a Boston Terrier wearing a blonde wig and a pearl necklace.

 +9Posted on Jan 26th | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

Is the any other type of Dave Foley besides drunk Dave Foley? If there is, I want nothing to do with it.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th | re: Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN'T A Job You Have To Do Sober? (56 comments)

Jest if you must but who would we teach our youth the alphabet without Mr. Sajak?

I don’t know his music, but I love his snack cakes. Now if Usher would just show me to my favorite seat at the nickelodeon, all would be right in this world.

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII! (35 comments)

or

http://imgur.com/PKvPC

or

just picture a Boston Terrier looking appropriately indignant.

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII! (35 comments)

No Boston Terriers?

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