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no, i was reading a novelization of the facts of life, tyvm.

i don’t even watch tv

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

Sure, but hopefully you have a vet technician to clean up its poo.

 +15Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Like Crazy: A Review (30 comments)

Ugh, straight people.

 +32Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011 | re: Gold Surprise (58 comments)

The green really brings out his penis.

 +2Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Riff Raff (53 comments)

He does have a lot of nice stuff, but it still looks like his mother’s kitchen

 +22Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger (65 comments)

I want to see the movie about the Gattling Gun Granny guarding the antique store/underground lab. Is she one of the avengers?

 +8Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

I bet they both love soup.

 +9Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Now Accepting Submissions (6 comments)

“The young girl couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter. But it was. All along. For her whole life.” — my tinystory submission

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Howard’s End

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Babette’s Feast

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: This Is The Real NSFW (59 comments)

NSF))<>((?

 +8Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip (81 comments)

I don’t see the problem. Mayo and Miracle Whip are both white.CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

 +2Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

Move that bus! Watson family, prepare to see your new Holmes!

 +2Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: skoalrebel (82 comments)

While I can’t agree that banning flavored dip is gay, I will say that banning flavored chip dip would be very gay. Gays hate milk fat.