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It works both ways, That One. And, I love you. no creepo.
#earthtothatoneearthtothatone
Please note for the record: this is the romantic lead in this movie. …And Pearl rests her case. She’ll take her settlement in the form of Happy Hips Turkey Strips.
more like Jerry LaVagine Jr., ‘mirite?
meta!
please add “we didn’t mean to” to the front of that. whoops, slavery!
I like it this way That One. It’s apropos of everything.
I was going to spend the rest of my night curled gracefully over my toilet bowl… because of the acute lip and tongue sticky moisture noises (marginally grosser than the way I just described them) but now I can spend time with this comment and feel that everything is ok again. Upvotes from them bottom of my stomach, friend.
yeah that part bugged the most I think… I guess because it is such irrefutable flat-out bullshit.
This is fun, drunk leopard
I LOL’d out loud (as the kids say I’m pretty sure) at this, but I felt dirty about it.
all the upvotes. they will need to slay an extra turkey for you sir/madam.
terrific. just terrific.
or this one, which is more obvifake… in case any bicycle enthusiasts got scurred
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHqbS5t0nKA&feature=related
love. also, trigger happy tv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqltIamw_CQ&feature=related
A sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal!
….ergle, I think a more accurate summary of the less sympathetic side of this ‘debate’ would note that it stems from her original video in which she tell all her ‘haters’ to ‘suck a dick, get AIDS and die’ and that she will put a gun in their mouths and ‘make a brain slushie.’
I do not fall on the less sympathetic side, just pretty sure it’s not based on her silly and oversexualized clothes.
This whole situation makes me feel sad and old and scared and gross and very gross and pretty much ready to rip out my womb with my bare hands. I’ll sterilize them first so no people worry.
The only thing that’s going to help me get through the aftermath of having watched this video is ‘bellowed.’ ‘Bellowed’ pretty much sums up everything I feel about this video. ‘Bellowed’ is the only ok thing about my trip to videogum today. I think I’ve made my point clear.
those are balls!