I once saw a Tyler Perry play starring Coco from SWV, Babyface’s little brother, and the second-shortest girl in En Vogue. It was about a retired successful football player who works in a post office for fun. It was both awesome and also the worst. And Tyler Perry took me right out of Star Trek twice and for that, he should go to real jail.

Honestly, I think Gabe said it best. If there’s a thought in her head that doesn’t involve wanting to chop off her own arm and beat these people to death with it, I’d think that was it.