This feels like something I can make fun of because it already exists, but if I had come up with it myself I’d think it was the best idea ever.

I can open most beer bottles with my back molars! People are like “oh god, don’t! Your teeth!” and then once I hand them an open beer they forget pretty much immediately. It is a good party trick at college! Who has beer openers!?

I do not usually like children but this video is pretty awesome so I sent it to my frisbee team (rule #6 version 2 mentions frisbees and we just love frisbees) and now we are all so happy in the midst of a rainy finals week in Ohio!

So thank you, small child! Thank you, superglue! Thank you, videogum for existing!

(PS would anybody like to take a polisci final for me in an hour? You can have my notes!)

Oh god Stone Fox.

MAN, my allergies have been bad lately.

I came here to be like “uh, guys, URINETOWN?” so I am glad there is someone else out there like this! Hugh Jackman for Bobby Strong!

Oh my god this was so cute and stupid. I seriously want to hug both of these children for being adorable.
Seriously I’m only 18 but I’m sure that I would’ve TOTALLY made a video like this as a kid and now I’m a big lazy agnostic! Kids ain’t know nothing! They’ll figure it out! Especially the boy; those dance moves were too fresh for Jesus.

The video will not play for me, does anyone have another link?

Okay I liked the video. I did. I’m sorry, but I did. I like gun shoes. I like terrrrible dialogue. I like finger guns. I like laser fights. I like her face at the end, I think it’s funny. I like Van Der Dead.
This is not my favorite Ke$ha song though; it’s actually pretty shitty.

Okay confession, I’m 18 and I’m in college and I’m a girl and I to put glitter on my eyez and I like when boys blow up my phone phone and I like to yell these songs with my friends at parties.

SORRY EVERYBODY

This may be the least sexy videogame ever.
Although I did not mind looking at those men. That was not so bad.

Monsters,

I’m stressed out of my fucking gourd because it turns out college is hard and I’m sick in bed with a sinus infection and yall just made me laugh genuinely for the first time in 24 hours.
Never stop being the best people on the internet.

Love,
pepper

True story: my acting troupe did a short play on the internet culture last year, opening with a live meme montage. I have fluffy wild blonde hair and I played Christian the lion. That’s what this movie needs.

18 year old girl here. Ke$ha taught me how to pronounce Dahmer and all I knew about him was that he was a cannibal because of these lyrics.

Use your finger to stir my tea
And for dessert I’ll suck your teeth
Be too sweet and you’ll be a goner
Yep! I’ll pull a Jefree Dahmer

Just incase you were curious.

I am actually pulling for W’s younger cousin’s 18 year old daughter as the next politician with Bush blood. Trust me.