hahahahaahahhaa. That was just like that old Nintendo game Gyromite where one player controls the old white haired dude and the other players control the doors. “ok man, i’m gonna go through, dont fuck around okay?” “ok man! just go through already!” SQWASH!

I just saw Street Fighter: The Legend of Chunh Li. It was by far the WORST movie i have ever seen. Chris Clein is so fucking bad in that movie he is now one of my favorite actors.

i nominate that horror movie where jessica alba gets some sort of an eye transplant and ends up getting some serial killer’s eyes. end’s up seeing the same shit that this serial killer sees. i didnt see the movie, only the trailer.

his name is fagotron!

fruit boots

I’ve been in Vietnam the past 3 months so I missed this movie and Star Trek. I went to the local dvd shop in Da Nang this morning and picked up pirated copies of Star Trek and Terminator Salvation. After inserting Terminator Salvation into my laptop I realized 4 minutes into the movie I wasnt watching Terminator Salvation. I was watching fucking “The Terminators” starring Jeremy FUCKING London!!

Anyway, I didnt get a chance to finish watching “The Terminators” because it was pretty damn horrible. But seeing everyone rip on this movie, i figured i wont be missing that 1 dollar i spent.