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Great. Now little league fields across America will be reeking of yuzu, which is apparently a thing.
Yeah. He’s still featured prominently in the vitamins.
Bringing Gazoo in from day one would get the feet moving this car again.
If history has taught us anything, it will be about an antique shop. The proprietors will be trying to recover cursed artifacts that have been distributed through means I can’t remember.
Danny Devito knows the condom’s not enough. You’ve also got to wave a wad of hundreds around.
That dude was the worst father ever (sitcom protagonist division). He doesn’t deserve anything more than a kick in the balls.
Sounds like someone will be in the market for some info tapes.
The Now How Is My Mom Supposed To Get These Pictures From Twenty Years Ago Developed? Theater
My capacity for Bill O’Reilly outrage is currently at maximum. Should he save a bunch of puppies from a fire or something, I’ll check this out.
He’s British, right? I assume he just tweeted some timely Family Guy references and is trying to avoid deportation.
The last time I was in a McDonald’s, the TV was showing fox news. I, for one, welcome this new age of fry-based programing.
She is also apparently unaware that every young girl in Seattle owns a grand canyon t-shirt. Know your town, Linden!
As a father, all I can think about while watching this is that someone needs to put some clothes on those kids and MY GOD, THEY’RE BY THE STOVE.
Better get Bart Scott’s money in the mail.
Wow, Rick Rubin looks like Ron Swanson’s dad. Or son, maybe. I can’t pretend to know how the Swanson’s age.
Fuck You, America! (but throw some spelling errors in there somewhere)