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I can feel my steel
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agreed. i love getting high and working out.
ok i’m high, but, uh, macaroni fajitas sound amazing.
if by “ruin” you mean “partially convince them, along with Salt N Pepa, to make out with me by the pinball tables at the roller rink in 1993″ then yeah, she ruined them… which ruled.
heh, Mario
scrambled eggs all over my face…
what is a boy to do?
I say beat it, shill.
How can you remember this? I spent five minutes the other day trying to remember what kind of car I had in high school. Oh man… Medical marijuana = NOT REAL MEDICINE.
This person, from the old movie The Hucksters (1947?) – http://www.tcm.com/video/videoPlayer/?cid=241436&titleId=2236
strikes and gutters, man. thanks monsters!
holy smokes. i guess, in an era in which Taco Bell is the only restaurant, drastic measures have to be taken in the restroom.
I just had 3 shells installed in my bathroom ala Demolition Man
they look great .. but.. fucking three shells, how does it work?
as long as i alternate blue/pink thumbs, it’s letting me vote infinite times
No Bear Jew figure? Wack.
ok now im not making sense. night all
Definitely keeping the pooch and commencing my Jameson transfusion shortly. What’s strange is that I can tell all of this to you guys now but I’m still too blubbery and weird to let my non-interwebs friends know. Anyway, called in sick for the rest of the week and probably going to get all ‘Jason Segel in Hawaii’ for a little bit, but I’ll live.
Just me and this guy now. And so it goes.
Thanks gang, seriously. I’m going to get back to eating pizza in my underwear and shopping for motorcycles on Craigslist now. FML.
Spoiler Alert: You will meet a girl, fall in lover with her, move in with her, get a dog, live together for three years, plan on marrying her and then she will inexplicably dump you on August 23rd.
I wish I would have gotten that fucking spoiler alert. #bittergum
Totally valid.
I hate these, like, meta-commercials – last week it was Breyer’s and this week Suave. That makes two consecutive weeks I’ve been tricked into stopping my commercial fast-forwarding because goddamn scenery similarities. When is it going to stop/how can I express my anger? I’m going to remember these products the way I remember chlamydia and cooking bacon without a shirt on (bad things) and avoid them* from now on!
* Full disclosure: I steal my girlfriend’s Aveda in the shower and I’m lactose intolerant BUT STILL
THIS