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 +3Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

I can’t stop!

500 Days Of Summer – an unprecedented heat wave means dire consequences for a rural farming village

Red Eye – a real-time comedy about a young man trying to hide the fact that he’s stoned from his family, friends, and bosses.

Naked Lunch – Nelson Muntz’s expectations are met

Glen or Glenda? – a conflicted bisexual man must choose between his two lovers

Dr. T & The Women – the A-Team star’s unfortunate attempt to rip-off Tony Orlando & Dawn

Some Kind Of Monster – townsfolk have trouble articulating just what it is killing off its citizens

 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

Cedric The Entertainer in a riveting biopic of O’Shea Jackson.

 +5Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

Goldmember – Mike Myers’ regretful years trying to slum it as a young comedian on the outskirts of a cruel Hollywood finally come to light.

The Simpsons Movie – Jessica and Ashlee’s version of I’m Still Here

I Walk The Line – a bleak, harrowing portrait of a repeat drunk-driving offender

Last House On The Left – a guy and his girlfriend get lost on the way to their friend’s birthday

Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb – the first and last attempt to adapt a Choose Your Own Adventure book for the big screen

Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask – an excruitiating documentary on embarrassing sexual problems narrated by your parents

Dude, Where’s My Car? – a fascinating documentary about the auto repo business

 +4Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

Reservoir Dogs – A lost film from 1998 in which two wise-crackin’ dogs (voiced by Robin Williams and Bobcat Goldwaith) and their put-upon owner (Chris Kattan) become trapped in a large ditch and find themselves on a hilarious quest to find their way-out! Groan-inducing puns ensue as well as more than 50 jokes about stepping in shit.

 +2Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Question (114 comments)

I really wish I could find a video of the Poochie press conference from the Simpsons. Life imitates art!

 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Question (114 comments)

You know, honestly, it’s cool to LOVE something with all your might and everything, but when it comes to knit-picking obsessively over your love, you sometimes just gotta let it sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

Yeah, those creators might be smug, but you know, if you created something of FICTION and had people constantly pointing out every technical inconsistancy like it somehow destroyed all validity of your work, I’m sure you’d become a little jaded and grim.

It’s like the unending, overanalytical discussions of Inception. It’s a great work of FICTION, folks! Let just sit back and enjoy the film for what it is, a great popcorn flick. There’s a whole wide REAL world out there, and all of us should learn to enjoy it.

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Leave Justin Bieber/This Kid Alone (83 comments)

Even with 2012 around the corner and all, this Gif made my week so much more bearable!

 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (199 comments)

Oh man, can I just say that the scene of Evil-Dan-Akroyd-Gastropod-Nightmare-Death-Machine rockin’ out on the organ during “Same Song” is extra cringe-inducing? Especially the slew of early-90′s-pull-down-the-shades reaction shots.

 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: A Gilbert Gottfried PSA Against Music Piracy For Some Reason (71 comments)

There was a great tell-all written by a former employee that REALLY emphasizes how much of an asshole Tony Brummel is. He’s a fucking psycopath.

And their music sucks.

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

Shirvell just keeps one-upping the peaks of absolute psychosis. If this guy doesn’t get fired by the end of the week, I’ll cry.

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

Did James O’Keefe fans just downvote me? Sheesh.

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

*Vomit*

Thanks for ruining my day. Such a large pic of a vile fugly mufucka. And that acne! Yikes!

I almost want to downvote out of sheer terror at that ghastly image.

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

This is totally Shirvell’s new boyfriend, you guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRT3zs23sLk

 +11Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

Yeah, can I just say that Videogum is one of the only places on the web where people are respectful and thoughtful? No trolls either!

 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

Also, wouldn’t most of the bacteria be killed off once the food is cooked?

 +5Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

I haven’t seen this show either, but from what I’ve read here and elsewhere, I don’t think the writers put that much nuance into that joke.

 +14Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

I also think using “This show is offensive to X, but I have a friend who is X and likes it, so it can’t be offensive!” as your sole defense is trite, immature, and lazy. I know of girls out there who like Tucker Max, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a horrible, horrible misogynist.

 +9Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

You have a point, but I really don’t think that seems to be the case here; I think when you have a show with base jokes that amount to condescending and tired stereotypes of the “You’re food/name/culture is so wacky and ridiculous!” variety, it’s not really a stretch for everyone to label it as “racist.”

 +4Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

I haven’t seen the show, because I already hate life enough, but from what I’m reading about it, it seems like the retraction to those offended by this show from NBC, fans(??), and backward-ass morons will be the typical “Come on! Lighten up! It’s just jokes, lol.” Uggghhhh….

It reminds me of YEARS ago when I caught some stand-up special on Comedy Central by Carlos Mencia (long before his Chappelle Show-For-Lobotomy-Patients program), and he would follow EVERY joke with some self-righteous explanation of “Come on! Lighten up! We need to laugh at our differences,” not realizing, you know, it didn’t save his material from being both offensive and painfully unfunny.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

I think obryan is really David Brent.

I was really upset not only that some critics seemed to love this piece of garbage, but that pretty much every review seemed to take the “if it’s fake…” stance as if there was a good chance it might be real.

This is one of those few times I gladly screamed in my head “NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!”

In other words, this isn’t a case of politician-got-drunk-in-college or something irrelevent that really has no basis in their credentials as a politician. Her anti-masturbation campaign, although in the past, is massively troubling when one considers what her stand on any number of social issues might be. If she felt it important enough at one point to try to stop people from doing something safe with their own body in the privacy of her own home, what else might she be capable of? Some people change, sure, but some people sadly do not. It’s understandable and justified that people are concerned, just as they were with David Duke and his pre-politics KKK ties.

She also apparently supports gay-conversion camps. So yeah, O’Donnell sucks.

You don’t find it the least bit unsettling that she once devoted so much time and energy to put an end to something as commonplace and safe and normal as masturbation? Her quest doesn’t strike you as wrong-headed and foolish? Even if she has changed (which I doubt), she should have to answer to that.