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 0Posted on Jan 11th | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

It was worth it to hear her dead-on phiwwy accent

 +9Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman The New Global Spokesman For Lipton Iced Tea (39 comments)

peeeee-licious!

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Necky Says, "Scarves Are For Assholes!" (61 comments)

make a tuxedo version and my gaping hole will pucker and warm with delight-

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 13 (180 comments)

FUUUCK! I just wasted a trip to wikipedia to get a list! nice work!

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: How Do You Say "We're Sorry, For Everything" In Spanish? (42 comments)

lo sentimos por todo

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: We Are All Jersey Shore (71 comments)

growing up and actually living in that region for 20+ years (YIKES…) I can actually say I’ve heard some gems like: “punching the clown” or “hey, u hear bout Gina? she dropped kid! Least it ain’t mine!”
My real education is from working the boardwalk those summers. I was almost ashamed at being ambivalent last night upon hearing them say shit like “pound it out”etc.

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It's A Prequel (72 comments)

looks like the Heene’s were a little late on the uptake

1 dead cat…I’m still watching. Set of dentures recovered…I’m grimacing/watching. 2nd cat discovered….
“I’m finished!”

 +8Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Christmas Dance Of All Time In The World (68 comments)

the fact that this song is played when jennifer jason lee loses her virginity in “Fast Times” really hammers it home

 +6Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV's Jersey Shore Is Offensive Trash Television (43 comments)

when reached for comment, the self-proclaimed guidos had this to say: “Da fuck you lookin at chief? You wanna shot a da title?”