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 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

It was worth it to hear her dead-on phiwwy accent

 +9Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman The New Global Spokesman For Lipton Iced Tea (40 comments)

peeeee-licious!

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Necky Says, "Scarves Are For Assholes!" (61 comments)

make a tuxedo version and my gaping hole will pucker and warm with delight-

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 13 (180 comments)

FUUUCK! I just wasted a trip to wikipedia to get a list! nice work!

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: How Do You Say "We're Sorry, For Everything" In Spanish? (42 comments)

lo sentimos por todo

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: We Are All Jersey Shore (71 comments)

growing up and actually living in that region for 20+ years (YIKES…) I can actually say I’ve heard some gems like: “punching the clown” or “hey, u hear bout Gina? she dropped kid! Least it ain’t mine!”
My real education is from working the boardwalk those summers. I was almost ashamed at being ambivalent last night upon hearing them say shit like “pound it out”etc.

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It's A Prequel (72 comments)

looks like the Heene’s were a little late on the uptake

1 dead cat…I’m still watching. Set of dentures recovered…I’m grimacing/watching. 2nd cat discovered….
“I’m finished!”

 +8Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Christmas Dance Of All Time In The World (68 comments)

the fact that this song is played when jennifer jason lee loses her virginity in “Fast Times” really hammers it home

 +6Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV's Jersey Shore Is Offensive Trash Television (43 comments)

when reached for comment, the self-proclaimed guidos had this to say: “Da fuck you lookin at chief? You wanna shot a da title?”

 +13Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Peaches Geldof (42 comments)

if she were to put a benefit concert together, it’d be called LIKE-Aid! PAH!

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Relax, TechnoJosephGordonLevitt (65 comments)

thanks to videogum, whenever I see Al Gore I now focus on his tombstone teeth.

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

This is exactly why we always called it Sleaside Heights and hated telling other people where we were from. God I was hoping these fucks would go the way of Drakkar and IROCs

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

point pleasant represent!

 +1Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

I’m scared that they’re not sterile

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

the only solace we can have when it comes to bennys is knowing that we are taking their money and that scores of them end up wrapped around utility poles on Rt. 37

 +2Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: "I Love You, Mr. Star Wars" And Other Famous Movie Quotes (123 comments)

you’re a butthorn and I’m BULLETPROOF

 +7Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: "I Love You, Mr. Star Wars" And Other Famous Movie Quotes (123 comments)

“this car is so fast and stolen that I’ll be GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS with my FACEOFF”
-the rich Nic Cage

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Invictus Or: How Rugby Ended Racism Forever (33 comments)

in order to prepare for this role, Morgan had to seduce his step-granddaughter. Thankfully, it was just for the role

 +32Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: George Lopez Is A Pee-Pee Head (33 comments)

bad idea jeans are actually hugh jackman khakis

 +3Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Professor Faces Over Here (17 comments)

I like to think that she fainted

 +5Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Professor Faces Over Here (17 comments)

he should’ve permanently had the terminator face attached too

 +1Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

I really hate this movie- especially the “lowrider” part where they’re getting psyched for the big night.
Related story of why I hate this movie: Lived in Spain for a year and would watch spanish TV to bolster my understanding of the language. Passed out during “Sesenta Segundos” and later awoke to “Caligula”, completely disheveled and scarred. Thanks, Nic.

 +2Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Shake Weight, Now For Men (71 comments)

best quotes:

Bronze: “15 seconds into it you’re going ‘ok, this is for real”
Silver: “I haven’t had a pump like this in a long time”
Gold: “in like 30-45 seconds and I was already covered in sweat(?), completely pumped.”
whoa.

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

carlos mencia, larry the cable guy and jeff dunham are currently looking for the 4th unfunny, horseman to usher in the inevitable apocalypse