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It was worth it to hear her dead-on phiwwy accent
make a tuxedo version and my gaping hole will pucker and warm with delight-
FUUUCK! I just wasted a trip to wikipedia to get a list! nice work!
lo sentimos por todo
growing up and actually living in that region for 20+ years (YIKES…) I can actually say I’ve heard some gems like: “punching the clown” or “hey, u hear bout Gina? she dropped kid! Least it ain’t mine!”
My real education is from working the boardwalk those summers. I was almost ashamed at being ambivalent last night upon hearing them say shit like “pound it out”etc.
looks like the Heene’s were a little late on the uptake
1 dead cat…I’m still watching. Set of dentures recovered…I’m grimacing/watching. 2nd cat discovered….
the fact that this song is played when jennifer jason lee loses her virginity in “Fast Times” really hammers it home
when reached for comment, the self-proclaimed guidos had this to say: “Da fuck you lookin at chief? You wanna shot a da title?”
if she were to put a benefit concert together, it’d be called LIKE-Aid! PAH!
thanks to videogum, whenever I see Al Gore I now focus on his tombstone teeth.
This is exactly why we always called it Sleaside Heights and hated telling other people where we were from. God I was hoping these fucks would go the way of Drakkar and IROCs
point pleasant represent!
I’m scared that they’re not sterile
the only solace we can have when it comes to bennys is knowing that we are taking their money and that scores of them end up wrapped around utility poles on Rt. 37
you’re a butthorn and I’m BULLETPROOF
“this car is so fast and stolen that I’ll be GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS with my FACEOFF”
-the rich Nic Cage
in order to prepare for this role, Morgan had to seduce his step-granddaughter. Thankfully, it was just for the role
bad idea jeans are actually hugh jackman khakis
I like to think that she fainted
he should’ve permanently had the terminator face attached too
I really hate this movie- especially the “lowrider” part where they’re getting psyched for the big night.
Related story of why I hate this movie: Lived in Spain for a year and would watch spanish TV to bolster my understanding of the language. Passed out during “Sesenta Segundos” and later awoke to “Caligula”, completely disheveled and scarred. Thanks, Nic.
Bronze: “15 seconds into it you’re going ‘ok, this is for real”
Silver: “I haven’t had a pump like this in a long time”
Gold: “in like 30-45 seconds and I was already covered in sweat(?), completely pumped.”
carlos mencia, larry the cable guy and jeff dunham are currently looking for the 4th unfunny, horseman to usher in the inevitable apocalypse