As always, Collegehumor is an impressive waste of bandwidth. But still, I watched the video (my fault); expect an invoice for the 2 minutes I’ll never get back.

Total aside – I started with an Olay commercial. (paraphrased) “Imagine you’re your own cosmetic surgeon; While results won’t compare with surgery…”
Then WHY THE FUCK did you just torture me by making me channel the first season of Nip/tuck, which is all I know about cosmetic surgery?

(Yeah, Lil Wayne is crazy as bat shit, but none of you need me to say it to know it)

An odd observation that makes me mildly suicidal: I was smoking as I watched the clip. Denis (Suddenly,I think of the word ‘Penis’ as rhyming with ‘Dennis’ – christ, I hope that wears off when I sober up) Leary and I smoke EXACTLY the same! I guess I can’t use the ‘yeah, but it looks REALLY cool’ argument anymore.

Thanks. 17 years of a fantastically satisfying addiction straight down the drain. Alcoholism and cocaine abuse are still appealing to women, right?

I think they saved up the money to by a roomba by skimping on the shirt budget.

BTW, Lindsay, I think I love you! Anything you EVER post in cute as balls is… well, cuter than [my] balls. You’ve helped me end a really crappy day on an adorable note (and not for the first time) – thanks!

K. 3 questions I would have asked, if I hadn’t found this video at 4:12 AM on Sat morning (pst)
1 – How cold was it REALLY in Atlanta on Wednesday? Cause speaking for the rest of the country, I don’t think of Georgia as being really all that cold. (mid 50′s, maybe?)

2- Why are you soliciting sex-addiction questions from the internet in general if you aren’t even sure what your FUCKING EMAIL ADDRESS IS?

3- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING IF YOU’RE NOT WEARING A COAT?

Wait, this is all misposted! It belongs on that OTHER blog, the one I read the emails but not comments for.

“Appropriate Laugh Fail!

“(epic craaaaazy eyes win?)?”

I sent it to my Mom, who’s job is actually more or less helping students prepare for an EOCT equivalent and when she called me, six minutes after sending the email, she was still laughing so hard she couldn’t talk to me. She hung up after about 30 seconds, and it’s her birthday. Happy birthday, Mom!

I found the original video posted to VG almost too painful to watch all the way through.

Mark Gormley, I officially and formally apologize for every bad thing I ever thought/and/or/said to my computer/my dog/emailed to any of my friends about you. You are a fantastic human being. (and say the word, I’ll convince mom to divorce dad for you – email for photos, she’s a hottie)

3d still sucks? Aw, shit! And I was *soooooo* looking forward to Chuck in 3D! (I read the rules, but think this might warrant an exception: Can Captain EO be notinated for the worst film? It gave me a headache that lasted for most of the early 90s and had almost nothing to do with crappy 3D technology?)

At the risk of sounding like a troll, I’m slightly lost on a side point-Can someone explain the “See You Next Tuesday” thing?