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 +3Posted on Feb 10th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day! (77 comments)

YES, and moreover, you guys would KNOW THIS if you would just watch LAST CHANCE KITCHEN!

 +3Posted on Feb 10th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (48 comments)

Supersonic, idionic, disconnected, not respected. Who would really wanna go and Splice that?

Since they look like bad drawings of each other I am going to rate this: PLAUSIBLE

 +9Posted on Feb 6th | re: A Valentine's Day Treat: Robot Pigs For Virtual Kissing (25 comments)

You can also use it to save money on yoga

 +17Posted on Feb 6th | re: A Valentine's Day Treat: Robot Pigs For Virtual Kissing (25 comments)

The weirdest thing about this is that the people in the video aren’t Japanese

Kids these days. You’d never see Charlie Korsmo pulling shit like this.

 +12Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Guided Meditation: Babies Bouncing To Johnny Cash (20 comments)

These babies shouldn’t be shooting anyone until they’ve developed Object Permanence

 +14Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Guided Meditation: Babies Bouncing To Johnny Cash (20 comments)

#JuneCarterDarko

 +18Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Guided Meditation: Babies Bouncing To Johnny Cash (20 comments)

Until you figure it out, you can have “I fell in to a teething ring of fire”

 +19Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Guided Meditation: Babies Bouncing To Johnny Cash (20 comments)

Weird that both these kids are named Sue.