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 +3Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Will Ferrell And Usher (30 comments)

There seemed to be a lot of music sketches, which came across as odd.

 +3Posted on May 10th, 2012 | re: Happy Mother's Day From Courtney Stodden And Her Mom! (64 comments)

Her mother looks younger than her.

 +2Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over (20 comments)

This guy right here looks ready to rest his case.

 +3Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: U.S. Military Finds The Avengers Implausible (11 comments)

“No MRE’s on the Craft table? We’re done here!” -Phil Strub

 +6Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over (20 comments)

Guys, don’t freak out… but I think Vader is in the bottom right hand corner… Conspiracy? I think so.

 +5Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: U.S. Military Finds The Avengers Implausible (11 comments)

” Phil Strub, the Defense Department’s Hollywood liaison, tells Danger Room. “To whom did S.H.I.E.L.D. answer? Did we work for S.H.I.E.L.D.? We hit that roadblock and decided we couldn’t do anything” with the film.”

…. Dude, it’s a fucking comic book movie.

 +33Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones: Open Thread (91 comments)

***SPOILER ALERT**** Joffrey disarmed Dumbledore and Harry disarmed Joffrey so technically Harry is the master of Winterfell.

 +5Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Mark Ruffalo Got #TWITHACKED And Seems Great (22 comments)

Don’t make him tweet…. You wouldn’t like it when he tweets.

 +10Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: The NODUHvengers, No Duh (109 comments)

Loved it front to back. Wish that there were more cameos.

 +7Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report (10 comments)

This explains why her character seems to know that guys like to “c_m on her t___s” but doesn’t seem to understand that guys don’t like to be badgered in a monotone voice during sex.

 +7Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report (10 comments)

I hope that at some point Michael Cera guest “stars” on Girls and has a sex scene with Lena Dunham. Even if it had close ups of nude genitals I’m fairly certain I wouldn’t be able to tell the two apart. It would be a bland mess of androgyny with a lot of ambiguous moaning; someone sticking something somewhere topped with a lot of humble mumbly mouth questioning.

 +3Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Val Kilmer Losing His Glasses Supercut (13 comments)

Ho…. Lee… F&$*…. You’re totally right.

 +4Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

“Kids, eat your vegetables!”

-Edward Rooney

 +7Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

Penny and Brain show up and start farting on the attacker.

 +12Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

I got pretty scared they were going to show the child biting off the cucumber. They did not; and for that I am thankful.

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Marriage Advice From Kenny And Selma (11 comments)

Marriage advice from George Constanza’s parents? I think not.

 +5Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: The 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner (5 comments)

He should play himself on VEEP

 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal (32 comments)

he’s gonna need to quit looking at me all smug like that.

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: We Should Definitely All Enroll At Benedictine University (27 comments)

These children need taught not to remove props from museum exhibit. Someone is going to be missing their DMT scrapbook.

 +36Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Tips For Solo Dining (72 comments)

I would have thanked her for getting a menu for Harvey.

 +5Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Dance Magick! (25 comments)

I’m very tempted here to talk about how I was a big part of that PBS production and how me and the Blessed Virgin Marry were really tight until she was stung by killer bees… but I won’t… I’ve learned my lesson….

 +2Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Dance Magick! (25 comments)

I would pay hundreds of dollars for that basset hound costume. Is it weird that’s what a took from that video?

 +5Posted on Apr 24th, 2012 | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Ok, let’s just get it out there; Anna and I were drinking PBR and hacky sack’n on the quad and we didn’t invite him. It was a sentimental moment though; we were hack’n in memory of our old friend Thomas J.

 +3Posted on Apr 24th, 2012 | re: Guy Who Got Farted At On Game Of Thrones AMA (7 comments)

Maybe Melisandre can fart a shadow monster on him.

 +3Posted on Apr 24th, 2012 | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Buddy, I swear to Christ that wasn’t me who first downvoted you. I downvoted you after you decided you decided to “call me out.” It was maybe the 2nd time I’ve ever hit the downvote button. Way to scroll through this post and downvote all my comments though. You might want to be a little more thorough and search all of videogum for all my comments and downvote all of them too though. No big deal.