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 0Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken (95 comments)

do you have champagne vinegar in your cupboards?

 +7Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: Meet Clare The Racist Australian Internet Celebrity (81 comments)

Aahahahaha I am more amused by the ignorant comments of this post than anything else. I’m an Aussie, and while I think Clare is hilarious, she’s not being racist, just politically incorrect. I get called a wog all the time. It’s not offensive, the way SHE is saying it is not offensive, just stating of the fact. Sometimes it’s intended to be offensive (generally by a non-wog), but most of the time, wogs are proud to be wogs.

Stepping off my stool now.

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: Meet Clare The Racist Australian Internet Celebrity (81 comments)

What he said.

 0Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

I thought the automatic response to finding Twilight scripts was to post them online. Come ON, people, get with the program. This is how we get hilariously emo i’m-so-disappointed-in-the-fandom responses out of Smeyer!

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Princess And The Frog Looks A Little Better Now (21 comments)

the 30 seconds of Disney flashbacks was the best part of the clip. After that was just DOWNHILL. Also, she turns into a frog! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? :O!!!!

 +1Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Box Cat: Origins (21 comments)

I give my wholehearted approval to this cloning thing. I want a Maru!
Let’s plan a kidnapping.

The recaps live again!
Nate and Blair need to be shoved through a shredder. Happy Blair is not fun at all. :(

 +7Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Tan Hong Ming FTW (27 comments)

His face at the end melts my heart.
I’m gonna admit, I did not understand the colourblind thing until I read the comments. I must be race-ignorant. Does that make me colourblind, too? Do I get a gold star for this?

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: The Cell 2 Trailer Is Basically Your Trailer (17 comments)

Seriously?
I think you’ve been watching too many WMOAT, Gabe.

 0Posted on Apr 26th, 2009 | re: People Seeing Jesus In Stupid Shit Will Never Not Be Funny (26 comments)

Why is her cheese toast so inflated? There are sooo living things making a home inside her holy bread.