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 +32Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE IN YOUR PANTS (46 comments)

I’m right here, geez.

“Burr!” – Gucci Mane

Once again, everyone showed up empty-handed to the annual Skinny White Girls Potluck Picnic.

 +3Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Girl Is Not A Werewolf (47 comments)

That’s your username.

 +58Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Domino (85 comments)

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Tom Waits always appears after I have sex.

 +3Posted on Dec 31st, 2009 | re: The Catchphrase Of The Decade (79 comments)

“Not once, not never.”

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: James Franco Is A Spitter (33 comments)

In semi-related news, I was channel surfing (people still call it that, right?) last night and happened to notice the adorable Jenny Slate on the terrible Fox sitcom, “Brothers”. She was great! The show? Not so much. Or, not at all.

 +5Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

Awww, the Disco & Dragons episode! I thin I’ll just watch Freaks and Geeks tonight and have my own solo Pizza Pity Party.

 +7Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Ugh. Why does California have to be so far from New York? Hopefully when this state breaks off in 2012 we’ll float around the world and end up right next to NY. Then we’ll be neighbors! (This is a perfectly scientifically plausible future occurrence. Trust me. Whale biologist.)

 +4Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters (115 comments)

Happy Thanksgiving, Gabe! I’m going to drink too much, eat three whole pumpkin pies and generally live it up. Enjoy yourselves, Monsters!