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 +11Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

I am anti- anything that forces Ellen to make her sad face, which to me is the downer equivalent of those Sarah MacLachlan dead cat commercials.

 +2Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Any Way You Slice It, This David O'Russell Story Is A Nightmare (39 comments)

The only way I could appropriately respond to this story is if I had Laura Dern’s face.

 +7Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers "Single Ladies" (36 comments)

I never realized until now this song was about sister wives.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network? (90 comments)

C-SCAT. Or The Scat-time Network. Or VH-Scat. Or, if I could put a finer point on it, The Eating Shit and Liking It Network.

I never knew it was possible to wear blue leopard print and talk smack about gay marriage at the same time.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: And Now For A Special Treat (60 comments)

My first attempt at YouTube link humor. It was admittedly awkward.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: And Now For A Special Treat (60 comments)

PS: http://youtu.be/1-te0pEIa9U

 +16Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: And Now For A Special Treat (60 comments)

So many crotch shots for a pack whacking lesson.

 +9Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Aaron Sorkin Vs. Sarah Palin (67 comments)

It means she’s an asshole, is what it means.

You know, old chicken makes good soup.

 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine (68 comments)

Also, I will admit to enjoying the Seth rant about Sarah Palin, though it was more of a “this is moderately witty and deserving of my attention” buzz than a “oh HA HA HA LOL HA HA HO” kind of buzz. And that’s okay! Funny things don’t always have to produce laughter? I feel like I should have found the Guy Fieri thing funny because the rest of the world seems to think it was great, but I thought it was one of those things where one kinda cute gag gets stretched way past its capacity. Kinda like the old man newscaster sketch. I was giggling for thirty seconds, then I got the gag and realized it would be the same joke over and over for five minutes, then hit the little >> button on my clicker.

 +4Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine (68 comments)

Oh, oops! Never mind. He was fabulous! I had it all wrong: Seth Meyers as Alanis Morrisette should never happen again.

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine (68 comments)

If I were involved with SNL, I would read Videogum on Monday mornings, because even when this site acknowledges an overall vibe of suckiness, there is still such generosity afforded to a show that could easily be shamed for being a comedy institution squandering its resources on lackluster talent and bloated, lazy laurel-resters. Such kindness for the SNL people on here, even when not being so kind! I would find great comfort in that, as opposed to trying to wince my way through a comments section on, say, EW.com or something. Way to keep it positive, Videogum! (That said, I will admit to actually enjoying the Penelope sketch, and the TSA ad parody, and the Queen vs. Kate sketch. Weekend Update was depressing and that Horse movie soundtrack sketch had me actually laughing AT them instead of WITH them. Seth Meyers as Robert Smith must never happen again. Also: Did I really need these parentheses?)

 +5Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Wait For It (60 comments)

God damn it.

 +8Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Wait For It (60 comments)

The least they could have done was replayed footage of the human taco parasailing into a pool of salsa.

 +11Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Colleen Thomas Explains Monday's Secret Missile Launch (64 comments)

This is the longest Family Ties outtake I’ve ever seen.

 +61Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas (114 comments)

So wait, I’m sorry, which Senate seat did she win last week?

 +2Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Glee (68 comments)

That’s what she said.

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

The Three Muscatels

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Based on the Novel “Lush” by Sapphire Gin

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Alkie Hall
Manhattan
Drink Up, Tiger Lily

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

All the President’s Gin

 +10Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Jagermeisters of the Universe

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Cold Comfort Boone’s Farm

 +8Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Grey Goose Gardens