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 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

 +26Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

Having seen that interview, I think I can die happy.

Did he really say that his words “stop the internet”? Can we talk about that for a moment?

 +4Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (332 comments)

Best. Post. Ever.

 +8Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale (134 comments)

A couple of things:

1) I love how everyone is pissed that Betty fired Carla.
2) I know I am not the only one who wanted Dr. Rapist to get shot while he was on the phone to Joan. Like, an explosion that kills only him.

 0Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E12: Blowing The Whistle On Big Beans (89 comments)

Wait, didn’t it say in an interview that Kiernan’s mom won’t even let her watch Mad Men ’cause it’s too racy? So how did they get her to almost-masturbate on camera?

 +8Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!) (61 comments)

He looked soooo cute in this little bubble coat over his double-breasted suit. I just wanted to hug him and feed him hard candy.

 +9Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!) (61 comments)

I thought he was going to punch Jerry Saltz in the face during that crit.

And I would have paid to see that.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!) (61 comments)

After he watched Eat. Love. Pray.

 +10Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen. (62 comments)

The one consistently awesome thing about this show is Simon, the french mentor. He is the best mentor ever.

 +13Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: Rachel Zoe Is Literally The Worst (59 comments)

Ladies and Gentleman, Quinn Morgendorffer.

 +5Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something (76 comments)

Hey, Jackie, the word you’re looking for is “masturbating.” M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E05: Crabmander In Chef (Woof) (60 comments)

Yep. Usually a couple of commenters will talk about it in the Top Chef thread.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Why did Miles build a womb?

 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week's Episode Was Terrible (50 comments)

I think they didn’t plan on anyone in the dinner challenge having the best meal. That was coincidental.

This challenge looked a lot better on paper, I think.

 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week's Episode Was Terrible (50 comments)

He can get it.

 +7Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week's Episode Was Terrible (50 comments)

Padma definitely dipped into China’s wardrobe. Why was she wearing a scab on her shirt?

So much product placement last night, and a lot less jizz than last week’s episode. Again, Miles SLEPT and the judges loved it.

 +21Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week's Episode Was Terrible (50 comments)

Wait a second. Alex also said “I practice making baby, but not making baby food.” Can we walk about that?

THE WORST.

 +2Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week's Episode Was Terrible (50 comments)

But they did mention that his favourite foods were macaroni and cheese and jelly beans.

 +5Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E03: A System Of Pies And Barbecues (67 comments)

Miles just need to take a 5-year-long nap. He always looks like he’s about to pass out in the talking head segments.

And what was with that one dude being obsessed with whether he had enough fake cum on his face?

 +4Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Old Man Dances To Lady Gaga To Teach Us All About Life (34 comments)

GET IT, GRANDPA.

 +2Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: In Defense Of Jason Bateman (101 comments)

At least he didn’t cut through the line in the stair car.

 +44Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that one where Tyler Perry dressed up as a sassy black woman?

 +12Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Quote Of The Day (90 comments)

How old is this girl? 5? Because that’s definitely something a five year old would say.

 +2Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

And did anyone catch that Cool Hand Luke reference?

 +13Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

Okay, can we all agree that BONNIE IS THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING PIXAR KID.

She beats out Boo from Monster’s, Inc. AND SHE WAS PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE.

 +45Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy (92 comments)

Wait a second, hold on. What the fuck is with that crowd? First they boo a guy for merely announcing his act, then they boo him during the entire act, not even listening to his jokes, and THEN they CHEER for him when he makes it to the next round?

Those robots need to be rewired.