Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Having seen that interview, I think I can die happy.
Did he really say that his words “stop the internet”? Can we talk about that for a moment?
Best. Post. Ever.
A couple of things:
1) I love how everyone is pissed that Betty fired Carla.
2) I know I am not the only one who wanted Dr. Rapist to get shot while he was on the phone to Joan. Like, an explosion that kills only him.
Wait, didn’t it say in an interview that Kiernan’s mom won’t even let her watch Mad Men ’cause it’s too racy? So how did they get her to almost-masturbate on camera?
He looked soooo cute in this little bubble coat over his double-breasted suit. I just wanted to hug him and feed him hard candy.
I thought he was going to punch Jerry Saltz in the face during that crit.
And I would have paid to see that.
After he watched Eat. Love. Pray.
The one consistently awesome thing about this show is Simon, the french mentor. He is the best mentor ever.
Ladies and Gentleman, Quinn Morgendorffer.
Hey, Jackie, the word you’re looking for is “masturbating.” M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G.
Yep. Usually a couple of commenters will talk about it in the Top Chef thread.
SPEAKING OF WHICH
Why did Miles build a womb?
I think they didn’t plan on anyone in the dinner challenge having the best meal. That was coincidental.
This challenge looked a lot better on paper, I think.
He can get it.
Padma definitely dipped into China’s wardrobe. Why was she wearing a scab on her shirt?
So much product placement last night, and a lot less jizz than last week’s episode. Again, Miles SLEPT and the judges loved it.
Wait a second. Alex also said “I practice making baby, but not making baby food.” Can we walk about that?
But they did mention that his favourite foods were macaroni and cheese and jelly beans.
Miles just need to take a 5-year-long nap. He always looks like he’s about to pass out in the talking head segments.
And what was with that one dude being obsessed with whether he had enough fake cum on his face?
GET IT, GRANDPA.
At least he didn’t cut through the line in the stair car.
What’s that one where Tyler Perry dressed up as a sassy black woman?
How old is this girl? 5? Because that’s definitely something a five year old would say.
And did anyone catch that Cool Hand Luke reference?
Okay, can we all agree that BONNIE IS THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING PIXAR KID.
She beats out Boo from Monster’s, Inc. AND SHE WAS PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE.
Wait a second, hold on. What the fuck is with that crowd? First they boo a guy for merely announcing his act, then they boo him during the entire act, not even listening to his jokes, and THEN they CHEER for him when he makes it to the next round?
Those robots need to be rewired.