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 +10Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

I only watched this so my sisters and I could make silly hats out stuff around my house and wear them, and also make up ridiculous titles for ourselves.

I used a gold scarf to tie a stuffed peacock to a broad brimmed sparkly beach hat, and one sister wore a stuffed fish, the other a stuffed crab on a hat with flowers stuck all around. It was The Best.

 +2Posted on Nov 13th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (169 comments)

Hey, I need you guys’ help solving an UNSOLVEABLE MYSTERY. Can anyone tell me who this actor is? I am so bad at recognizing people/ knowing their names in the first place.

I figured if there was one place on the web where someone would know who he is, it would be here.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

That whole site is like Christian fan fiction.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

God hates overachievers.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

Please tell me that’s not a real thing.

 +37Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard (43 comments)

One must pass through the burning, cracking asphalt of the Parking Lot, then wade waist deep through the despair-filled swamp of the Cleaning Products Aisle until one comes to the dark gate of the Snack Food Section guarded heavily by men in football jerseys and whining orc-children with their overworked mothers. Even then to open the dread bag of Mordoritos is to release the dread specter of secret nacho seasoning into the very air around you. And god forbid you dip them in Sauron Cream.

 +7Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard (43 comments)

It is for a cat.

Boxes are totes caves for monsters too.

 +35Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard (43 comments)

Good thing he didn’t fall prey to the spicy cheddar machinations of Mordoritos.

 0Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Sarantos Acting School Introduces Us To The Stars Of Tomorrow (82 comments)

Whoops, should have read this first before posting. I knew a Heather Hughes in high school, but after minutes of staring at her I still have no idea if I know this one.

 0Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Sarantos Acting School Introduces Us To The Stars Of Tomorrow (82 comments)

I knew a Heather Hughes in high school. I spent a lot time staring at her, trying to figure out if I know her. I still have no idea.

 +10Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Good Job, Betty White! Goodbye, Betty White! (98 comments)

That’ll do, Betty. That’ll do.

 +32Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Good Job, Betty White! Goodbye, Betty White! (98 comments)

I never really got on the Betty White bandwagon because I actually think she’s pretty cool instead of ironic cool. Lady hasn’t aged in like twenty years!

 0Posted on May 9th, 2010 | re: A Real-Life Birdemic In West Palm Beach (71 comments)

Gimme a break, I’ve been attacked by a dozen different vicious chickens and they have ripped the skin from my flesh and they weren’t even this ‘terrifying’ or traumatic.

 +2Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

Yes!

She’s my little puppy. She comes when she’s called and she follows me around the yard.

Why do only the cute animals go extinct and not this?

 +2Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

I didn’t feel bad until this. :(

 +17Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

AH! All the pets are so cute.

Here’s my mascot, Zuzy.

And Poppy

 +1Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: Quick Question About The Buried Trailer (83 comments)

Wow, this seems formulated to be the absolute most awful viewing experience possible. Why would I want to expose myself to that much stress for ‘entertainment’? Yeesh.

 +3Posted on May 2nd, 2010 | re: Stephen Baldwin On Restore Stephen Baldwin (21 comments)

I feel, as a Christian, it’s important to support the lifestyles of the rich and famous and finacially inept. If we don’t help them live their lavish lifestyles, who will?
-Some Bewildered Christian

Personally, if I’d ever made 2 million dollars even just one year in my life I’d be all set forever.
-Me

 +1Posted on May 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Definitely A Two-Handed Great Sword (70 comments)

Whoever owns this must spend so much money on things to destroy in one hack….

Also, what a hideous waste of real animals lives and food for real people.

 +4Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: Kate Gosselin DOES Look Like A Swamp Monster (22 comments)

Did the Shrek promoters really not learn anything from the last magazine feature?

It will be eggs-cellent!

The sad thing about this is Meyer is sort of living my dream (if by living my dream I mean she is living the perverted nightmare version of my dream) because I am an aspiring novelist and also an artist and I take great delight in designing the clothing and jewelry of my characters. It’s annoying to see her design a hideous, boring, gaudy ring and recieve so much praise and excitement for it, as if she is the most brilliant person ever because she can write AND design INCREDIBLE and UNIQUE jewelry. Puke.

 +6Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (82 comments)

I had my highest upvoted comment ever this week! Thanks everyone! I feel loved.

Next step…. MONSTER’S BALL!

 +18Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 | re: A Moving Tribute To The Fallen Heroes Of American Infomercials (66 comments)

Like pretending to have an accident realistically.