It didn’t occur to me until about the 5 minute mark that it is possible that they’re not Asian.

I liked the Oreo’s (library whispering) ad, however, I don’t see how anyone could think the cookie is the best part of an Oreo. There’s a reason why they came out with double-stuf cream Oreos and not double-stuf cookie Oreos. CREAMS 4EVA.

I was showing my kindergarten teacher my picture of a lion that I perfectly colored. I called her “Mom.” No one would have known, but she started laughing so loudly and then shouted out, “PAIGE JUST CALLED ME ‘MOM’!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!! THAT’S SO FUNNY!!!!” Ugh. That was also the same year that I peed my pants and had to wear lost and found sweatpants the nurse gave me (that I would have never been caught dead in). All of the kids knew of my fashion sense too, so they all started asking questions: “What happened to your jeans, Paige?” “Where did your pants go?” “Whose pants are you wearing, Paige?” “What’s going on over there with the mop and janitor and the ‘WET FLOOR’ cones?” I tried to pretend the sweatpants were mine and I had been wearing them all along. I discovered that telling the other kids they were mine was almost as embarrassing as telling them I wet myself. Oh! I almost forgot I had to wear some weird over-sized silk underwear that wasn’t mine either. To top all of this off, my mom washed the sweatpants and underwear and made me take them back to the nurse. Still healing, guys.

This idea is very stupid.

Brilliant music on the chow chow video! Just incredible. If we had a countdown for The Week’s Best Scores Set to Animal Videos, that would have easily stolen to top spot! Just great.

Jerry Seinfeld is my hero.

This is a great article, if you’re as obsessed as I am.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?_r=0

Jeremy Sisto as George Altman on Suburgatory. Oh baby.

I had a pretty good weekend! On Friday morning, my boss came over and told me that I had “an appointment” that I had to leave for at 2:00pm that day. He’s the best. Really started the weekend off right.

Hey, did anyone watch “The Pickup Artist” back when it was on VH1? A group of my friends and I watched it when it was on because it was SO terrible, but SO good too. Anyway, we started talking about it on Friday night while we were out having drinks and we were laughing and having the best time recounting it. Brought back some really great memories. Pretty funny that we were bonding over that terrible show and its cast of ridiculous characters, but it was a really great moment.

A proper government should operate based on REAL things. In this instance, the only real thing they’re talking about is rape. None of these far right candidates can imagine how it would feel to have to carry a baby for 9 months…. that’s about 275 DAYS…. for a baby they didn’t want in the first place, that resulted from a life-crushing experience. If the victim is always forced to grow the baby and some of those women choose to raise the child, a lot of those children are set up to have less-than-ideal lives anyway. (Not all, but some.)

You can’t just end with, “Well, this is what God wanted,” and everyone says, “Yep! That’s right! We know for certain that this is exactly what ‘God’ decided thousands of years ago; ‘Raped women must allow that zygote I created grow inside of them until it comes out a new life! I intend to have MILLIONS of women go through this deplorable experience so that some of them will get pregnant and have wonderful children that will love their lives and their mothers and fathers so much! Also, let’s make sure that’s a law. –God 5:17.’” NO! NO! NO! NO! I will never understand how these “intelligent” people can allow their minds to be driven so adamantly by something that is so imaginary.

This little girl has better makeup than I have!

Try cokeandpopcorn.com . I’m not sure if the site works outside of the US, but it’s worth a try. This is where I’ve been catching up on Breaking Bad and several other shows. It’s a really good site and it’s all FREE!

Sure, he doesn’t have the best voice, but he definitely has charisma. He looks like he’s having a blast too… good for him. I wish I loved my job as much as he loves his.