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 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2014 | re: Let's Check In On Parenthood, Please (28 comments)

My theory about Joel is that they’re making him act like a jerk because he’s been having a secret affair with Pete!!!! (Sidenote! WHO NAMES A FEMALE CHARACTER PETE!?!?) So, Joel is trying to blame the break-up/divorce on the fact that Roy kissed Julia. They’ll get divorced and Julia will think it’s all her fault, which makes room for Joel and Pete to have their trailer affair on the job site without feeling guilty or having to come clean about the affair! BUUUUUUT we know the Bravermans and one of them will somehow find out what’s going on and it will all blow up in Joel’s face! I picture Big Bro Adam walking into the trailer with the intent on trying to talk some sense into Joel and it’s at this point where he walks in on Joel and Pete doing it. PLOT TWIST: MAYBE he walks in on Joel doing it with a MAN NAMED PETE and it turns out that he’s gay and he was scared to tell Julia about his love of man.

I love and hate this show so much.

 +5Posted on Oct 10th, 2013 | re: Don't Eat Cat Vomit At Work Today (29 comments)

Why is this guy so desperate to eat floor nibblets of Grape Nuts in the first place?


 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2013 | re: Sam's Dance Show 2013 (13 comments)

It didn’t occur to me until about the 5 minute mark that it is possible that they’re not Asian.

 +26Posted on Feb 4th, 2013 | re: Well? So What's Your Favorite Company Now? (64 comments)

I hope no one beats me to registering via

 +16Posted on Feb 4th, 2013 | re: Well? So What's Your Favorite Company Now? (64 comments)

I liked the Oreo’s (library whispering) ad, however, I don’t see how anyone could think the cookie is the best part of an Oreo. There’s a reason why they came out with double-stuf cream Oreos and not double-stuf cookie Oreos. CREAMS 4EVA.

 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2013 | re: Ultimate Musician Battle: Horse VS Man (10 comments)

Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is… this post made me laugh so hard.

 +1Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: A New Addition To Our Sports Blooper Reel! (15 comments)

I was showing my kindergarten teacher my picture of a lion that I perfectly colored. I called her “Mom.” No one would have known, but she started laughing so loudly and then shouted out, “PAIGE JUST CALLED ME ‘MOM’!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!! THAT’S SO FUNNY!!!!” Ugh. That was also the same year that I peed my pants and had to wear lost and found sweatpants the nurse gave me (that I would have never been caught dead in). All of the kids knew of my fashion sense too, so they all started asking questions: “What happened to your jeans, Paige?” “Where did your pants go?” “Whose pants are you wearing, Paige?” “What’s going on over there with the mop and janitor and the ‘WET FLOOR’ cones?” I tried to pretend the sweatpants were mine and I had been wearing them all along. I discovered that telling the other kids they were mine was almost as embarrassing as telling them I wet myself. Oh! I almost forgot I had to wear some weird over-sized silk underwear that wasn’t mine either. To top all of this off, my mom washed the sweatpants and underwear and made me take them back to the nurse. Still healing, guys.

 +3Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: Some Extraordinary News (69 comments)

I like(d) Taylor and her music (for the most part), but I feel as if she’s going down this path where she is eventually going to be completely unlikeable as a person for how she makes gains in her career, among other things.

She is starting to seem needy and she’s allowing herself to fall into that roll, which makes me sad.

Before “Red” came out, she seemed like a strong woman that allowed young women to look up to her. Now it seems like she’s become a dependent woman who only thrives on being in a relationship with boys (not men, like she should be with) and I think she enters these relationships full-knowing that they’re not going to work out, just so that she has material for her next album.

Seems like she’s slowly letting Hollywood get to her and I can’t help but think she’s become kind of fake and actually kind of mean herself. I feel so sad writing this about her because three years ago I thought she was totally fun, but now I just wish I was her friend so I could tell her to “STOP IT!”

 +6Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: Time To Wake Up And Get Ready! (13 comments)

This idea is very stupid.

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globe Awards (61 comments)

I thought Halle Berry’s dress was totally age inappropriate. We all know she’s hot, and I agree with the whole, “if you’ve got it, flaunt it,” but there’s a difference in the way you should flaunt “it” as you get older. I thought it was very tacky and kind of whore-ish. My FAVORITE was Jessica Alba’s ensemble! I love that color and the necklace of diamonds! Wow! She looked so good. A fairly safe choice, but I thought she looked so classy and amazing.

 +2Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

Brilliant music on the chow chow video! Just incredible. If we had a countdown for The Week’s Best Scores Set to Animal Videos, that would have easily stolen to top spot! Just great.

 +2Posted on Jan 8th, 2013 | re: Today We Are All Emma Watson At The Airport (54 comments)

This woman with Megan Fox club thumbs was giving herself a full-on manicure at a company-wide video conference for over an hour one time. I couldn’t stop thinking about those club thumbs with every sound of the clip or the scrape. The thought still haunts me.

Also, what’s with all of these people clipping their nails at company meetings? I thought this woman was one in a mill.

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: Jerry Seinfeld On How To Write A Joke (15 comments)

Jerry Seinfeld is my hero.

This is a great article, if you’re as obsessed as I am.

 +12Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Picture Of A Baby (27 comments)

Tried to hit Thumbs Up and my arm spasmed and I clicked the Thumbs Down by accident. Worst day of my life.

 +8Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: Who Is Television's Handsomest Dad? (53 comments)

Jeremy Sisto as George Altman on Suburgatory. Oh baby.

“My wiener’s itchy. Also, I’m the worst.” — Scott Disick

I had a pretty good weekend! On Friday morning, my boss came over and told me that I had “an appointment” that I had to leave for at 2:00pm that day. He’s the best. Really started the weekend off right.

Hey, did anyone watch “The Pickup Artist” back when it was on VH1? A group of my friends and I watched it when it was on because it was SO terrible, but SO good too. Anyway, we started talking about it on Friday night while we were out having drinks and we were laughing and having the best time recounting it. Brought back some really great memories. Pretty funny that we were bonding over that terrible show and its cast of ridiculous characters, but it was a really great moment.

 +11Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

Also, is it just me, or doesn’t this whole topic—with all of these candidates’ answers being very faith-based—break the whole, “separation of church and state” rule?

 +7Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

A proper government should operate based on REAL things. In this instance, the only real thing they’re talking about is rape. None of these far right candidates can imagine how it would feel to have to carry a baby for 9 months…. that’s about 275 DAYS…. for a baby they didn’t want in the first place, that resulted from a life-crushing experience. If the victim is always forced to grow the baby and some of those women choose to raise the child, a lot of those children are set up to have less-than-ideal lives anyway. (Not all, but some.)

You can’t just end with, “Well, this is what God wanted,” and everyone says, “Yep! That’s right! We know for certain that this is exactly what ‘God’ decided thousands of years ago; ‘Raped women must allow that zygote I created grow inside of them until it comes out a new life! I intend to have MILLIONS of women go through this deplorable experience so that some of them will get pregnant and have wonderful children that will love their lives and their mothers and fathers so much! Also, let’s make sure that’s a law. –God 5:17.’” NO! NO! NO! NO! I will never understand how these “intelligent” people can allow their minds to be driven so adamantly by something that is so imaginary.

 +7Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012 | re: Children Have To Learn About Paranormal Activity Sometime (42 comments)

BAAHAHAHA! I get a huge kick out of seeing children scared. I wonder if I’m a horrible person?

 +5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Time To Get That Fall Look (11 comments)

This little girl has better makeup than I have!

 +1Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Nevermind, I’m an idiot.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Try . I’m not sure if the site works outside of the US, but it’s worth a try. This is where I’ve been catching up on Breaking Bad and several other shows. It’s a really good site and it’s all FREE!

 +4Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (14 comments)

I love when baby bears stand on their back legs, walk around a little, and then just let themselves fall down.