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 +1Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Windows 7 Wants Some Of That Seth MacFarlane Magic (23 comments)

people, must we discuss logic? work through the problem. you can do it.

 +2Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Windows 7 Wants Some Of That Seth MacFarlane Magic (23 comments)

“seth macfarlane magic” is to “gay magic” what “family guy” is to “everything decent in society.”

 +6Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Tina Fey On The Late Show With David Letterman (36 comments)


 +8Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

his star had to dance down the stairs eventually…it’s always too soon for a quasi-celebrity to be reduced to air guitar-related gossip.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: How Could A Sniper "Prank" Possibly Go Wrong? (27 comments)

the 24 countdown was just a nice ironic touch, really. they definitely consider this guy the japanese jack bauer, what with all the times that jack bauer is crawling around with his ass 3 feet in the air.

poor japanese jack bauer.

 +3Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: We Get It, John Mayer, You're Rich And Bored (43 comments)

i read an article in which john mayer said that the first line is not referring to drugs. it better be referring to drugs, man. no other excuse.

 +5Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Oh Hell No, There Are More?!? (44 comments)

that last one actually made me physically upset. i left the room and made my roommate go in and take care of the situation. needless to say, we’re sleeping with all the lights on in our apartment. forever.

 +11Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: California Raisin Face Paint Guy (40 comments)

flava flav still looks more like a raisin.

 +10Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Kids Make Incredible, Mildly Depressing Documentaries The Darndest Things (31 comments)

pastor bo got way too much screen time, right?

 +2Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Sitcom: Sherri (31 comments)

it’s always a race to make the obvious comment. maybe next time, champ!

 +1Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman (72 comments)

i dig his lipstick. i wonder if can have it now…

 +7Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Sitcom: Sherri (31 comments)

you know, dear, i’m always telling my girlfriends just how sassy that sherri is! all the girls at the bridge club are so excited for the series!

 +5Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Georgia Rule (106 comments)

“so there. i clearly don’t carry my sadness in all of my actions. i am resilient and brave and i may have just completely told you my deepest, darkest secret out of nowhere and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. huh? sorry, i passed out. i’m a drunk.”

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Harmony Korine Is Making Ads For Liberty Mutual? (7 comments)

i don’t get it. only one of those ads is new. the pay it forward one has been on for a long time now. the first one on that website is precious. the others are just ‘meh’ ads.

 +5Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D'Onofrio Fan Montage (27 comments)

does anyone else just watch the first minute or so of the reruns and change the channel if it is not a ‘fat goren’ episode? once he turned that corner, goren became a legit madman. r.i.p. fat goren.

 +3Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: The Black Vagina Monologues (21 comments)

the previous nanny would definitely tell kim she was going to hell for that one.

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

this was a delicious pizza party, kids. night, all!

 +5Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

oh, why did they have to ruin the lovely enough 30 rock moment with a trueblood moment? stop that.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

you can breathe now.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

bringing out the newhart. now we’ve got a show going!

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

who is simon baker? no offense to him…he’s cute, i’m just not sure who he is.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

he will later remind this girl that she was not to speak. she broke the rules.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

jim parsons! my nerdy heart can’t handle it.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

this is a nice grey garden-y speech.

 -6Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

i wondered if i was spelling it right…i was giving him the benefit of the doubt and trying to man up his name. i liked him on SNL, but that’s all i’ll give you.