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 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Boy Dances To Michael Jackson And Continues The Morning Dance Trend (24 comments)

I’ve loved this kid since he caught his first fish. “What name has he?” “Oh fissie. He’s be-yooo-ti-ful.” “Dad, can you touch it?”

 +2Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere (115 comments)

I was waiting for this call back. Best Mans story of all time. I still think about it in my quiet times.

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

But in Stepmom, Julia Roberts also gets the ring put on her hand with a spool of thread, because that was what was in the ring box. ??? Yeah, I don’t know why I remembered that. (Oh God, now I’m watching the scene on YouTube)

 +5Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers "Single Ladies" (36 comments)

That van is like, rolling probable cause.

 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Lindsay Lohan On The Tonight Show OR: Pets Wearing Sunglasses (71 comments)

 +2Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live Open Thread (91 comments)

Seth Meyers in a sketch and not just Weekend Update?! *swoon*

 +3Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: Dear TLC, "Never Nudes" Are Not A Thing (68 comments)

It’ll be better than their medical series “Graft vs Host”.

 +7Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Speech About Abortion Funding (123 comments)

(This still makes me laugh so much, guys!)

 +8Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

Yeah, but remember that episode when Buffy and Riley had SO MUCH SEX they like…summoned demons or something? (I haven’t watched Buffy in a good long while, but I love it with all my heart) ((also, I am very much Team Spike))

 +12Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Misfits is good and you should watch it! (163 comments)

Season 2 Simon = OMG.

 +1Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Review: Wo Zhi Nu Ren Xin (What Women Want) (54 comments)

I was going to leave a comment saying the same thing! I chuckled throughout this whole thing, and I especially appreciated how you capitalized What Women Want throughout. Consistency! Definitely the only key to comedy.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Cookizza! (70 comments)

That One, anytime anyone makes a duplicate comment (a “PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR” comment, if you will) I always breathlessly scroll down to see if either you or CoD or any other Monster have made the Donna Darko joke because I LAUGH EVERY TIME. Thank you for always delivering.

Yours had the extra effort of Photoshopping. I commend you!

“Ready, aim, marry me!”

 +5Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: John Waters And Justin Bieber Play Air Hockey (62 comments)

pep’s Salsa Dog Reaction Videos story: I forgot that my boss was in his office (my giant CPU blocks my view of his office door, and I was hunched over my keyboard anyway, giggling into my fists) and that he could hear my work speakers, so after the 5th reaction video I pulled up, with the same first few seconds of that opening music he calls out “I feel like I’m working in a Nando’s.”

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Real Steel Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Just, the biggest chin in the history of chins.

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

You mad. (this was hilarious)

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Donald Trump's Hair Blowing In The Wind (54 comments)

A whole new world, don’t you dare close your eyes.

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Bangs (42 comments)

Should have just watched the video, pep! Merry Christmas from Bangs to everyone but me.

 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Bangs (42 comments)

Fed Square? I’m guessing from the tiles, but Fed Square, right?

It’s like an episode of Jerry Springer all up in this thread! *rolls up shirt sleeves, cracks knuckles*

His name is Robert Sheehan and he is on the British show Misfits, and also the movie Cherrybomb with my boyfriend Rupert Grint!

 +10Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys (91 comments)

What is the opposite of tl;dr? Nowhere near long enough, please give me more, chapters and chapters every week of my life until I die; read over and over, thoroughly and slowly, printed out to put on my fridge? That’ll have to do.