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 +2Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Texting Man Meets Bear (52 comments)

It was the bear who called 911, however.

 +4Posted on Apr 5th, 2012 | re: Let's All Get Together And Buy District 12! (27 comments)

I watched the movie and then went straight to the book shop, bought all three and read the series in a week. Not only will I be on that bus but I’m going to be in the front row and get a nose bleed.

 +6Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: How Mad Are You About Ashton Kutcher Playing Steve Jobs? (15 comments)

“My madness is still in syndication”

 +3Posted on Mar 21st, 2012 | re: Since When Are Children THE BEST Dancers? (8 comments)

He is a tiny dancer, a dancer for funny.

Vertigo is overrated. There, I said it.

 +2Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

Whore feathers, a real Christian women would have gone for these.

 +28Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: What's Wrong, Dolphins? (34 comments)

If Mark Wahlberg had been on that beach it would have looked like this.

 0Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

Stop colonising my pants.

 +1Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

God dammit he aint British.

 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Monday Afternoon Dance Break! (20 comments)

Now that’s a (white) man. I had to take two whore pills just watching him.

 +3Posted on Feb 28th, 2012 | re: Not Your Older Sibling's Vacation Franchise! (26 comments)


 +15Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

His stand up is truly abysmal, fat jokes about women, how incredibly original. Though, my apologies, I of course simply must have just misunderstood the vast complexities of his joke regarding overweight women who wear high heels. I shall wait patiently until Gervais takes the time to explain his comedic intent to me.

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (101 comments)

Wasn’t that exact line used in another sitcom and kind of recently too? It seemed very familiar.

This is a funny scullery.

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: The Most Satisfying House Of Cards Video You Will Ever See (21 comments)

What a joker.

 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Jay McInerney Does Not Want 16-Year-Old Girls To Hate Him (8 comments)

You’re a doctor? I have this rash can you look at it?

 +7Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Is This "Adult Sandbox" Fun For You, Adults? (26 comments)

It seemed like a great idea at the time.

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You (23 comments)

They started on their anchor babies as soon as they landed.

 +12Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, ALEX TREBEK! (28 comments)

I once dated a guy whose penis looked like that mic.

 +9Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (132 comments)

You raise an interesting issue Gobblegirl, the Ginger question. I actually can’t, in good conscience, watch the Copper Cab videos. It makes me worry far too much about the boy’s mental state, and I suffer from terminal second hand embarrassment. This week I have had to keep a medi-pack on my person at all times so I can be resuscitated should I come across Weiner’s apology on the news again. When it comes to reality TV in general I have a DNR.

So anyway on a more serious note my generation of males in the area I come from and the country more generally have seen a very high suicide rate for young males. I’ve lost friends and colleagues and see a need to raise awareness and more practically, funds, for charities which deal with youth suicide. When I have briefly watched clips of CC I’m reminded how hards the world can be when you’re young, male and in this case ginger. (I’m not saying being young and female is all that either) Also ginger-hate derives from the colonial and post-colonial denigration of Irish people so there’s that. My oh my, look what stopping me posting gifs has wreaked!

 +14Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (132 comments)

Well done Abacus top job, and that is by far the best gif I have ever seen in my entire life so you deserve another Monster’s ball (win) right now.

 +4Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: "Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare" Follow-Up (14 comments)

Yeah, he wasn’t even invited to Sunday dinner either.

 +53Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (132 comments)

Ok here I go, it feels ridiculous that I am actually nervous writing this but nonetheless I have to say it. Reading Gabe’s banning of the troll meister above made my heart actually swell with arrhythmia, no I kid, with actual delight that the comment was treated with the seriousness it deserves and the dignity of the commenters was respected. Saying that, I have, every so often, been disheartened by the fatism (more often than not against women) that posts on this site has engage in. I can give examples if they’re needed, one in particular comes to mind. I truly feel that the editorial content on Videogum is better than anything else I have had the pleasure to come across on the web. As a man with young daughters I cringe when I come across these incidents, so maybe on the back of the crappy comment above can we avoid lowering ourselves to pointing and laughing at people’s physical attributes and stick to sniggering at their jazz hands, Christian side hugging, double rainbow, Gooping. Pumpkin heads are fair game though.