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WHY did you have to point that out? Now that’s all I’m going to see.
Not big enough.
No one should be allowed to marry until they are 25 and their frontal lobes are fully developed, so that they have the best shot at not making a horrible decision that they could possibly make. I feel the same way about driving – and so must insurance companies. I would formally like to propose a mandatory underage marriage insurance, to help cover future divorce costs. Or if we are going have laws that support selling our children as sex slaves, then we should at least do it right – and tax the crap out of it (Don’t you give me that look, it will create jobs).
My ex is Turkish
I think Jesus was more a Whopper’s Robin Eggs man, myself.
YES, not enough Chevy Chase! GIVE US MORE CHEVY CHASE.
Agreed. I blame magnitude and that “pop pop” business.
Who choreographed those groovy moves? Seems beyond their repartee, and no one seems to be doing it particularly well.
You’re on a roll today, Mr. facetaco. Is there a Mrs. facetaco, because I have a taco your face might be interested in (I am SO sorry, I am home sick and bored = couldn’t resist)?
The 1:31 mark made me very uncomfortable.
This looks an awful lot like he is motor-boating Miss Piggy…
I’m a little turned on now.
Is it just me or did anyone else expect the Buscemi-hathaway to reveal a mouth full of pointed teeth and try to eat your face?
“One must be over 18 years old and not pregnant past her first trimester. Also, no fatties.”
Date Asians? GROSS! (just kidding, please do not hannang me!)
I thought he was def when I listened to it, not because of the terribleness (I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!), but because of his accent, and thought it was pretty good, considering…
The same number as the number of republicans who will get carpal tunnel masturbating to it?
Except for all the robots, clearly…
Hahaha, I read that as, “Robert Pattinson” and thought, “Robert Pattinson doesn’t like gay robots…what?”
Well in all fairness, the only thing John Travolta is guilty of is bad judgment; Nicolas Cage is terrible.
“John Travolta: Mr. Pilot”
More like the MileDIE club AMIRIGHT?! *high-fives*
whoa, sorry I did not realize I was replying!
Who would have thought that hipsters would be the ones to endorse an exclusive dwelling where NO ONE WANTS TO GO IN…?