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 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

WHY did you have to point that out? Now that’s all I’m going to see.

 +14Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

Not big enough.

 +6Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People (78 comments)

No one should be allowed to marry until they are 25 and their frontal lobes are fully developed, so that they have the best shot at not making a horrible decision that they could possibly make. I feel the same way about driving – and so must insurance companies. I would formally like to propose a mandatory underage marriage insurance, to help cover future divorce costs. Or if we are going have laws that support selling our children as sex slaves, then we should at least do it right – and tax the crap out of it (Don’t you give me that look, it will create jobs).

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Wednesday Dance (40 comments)

My ex is Turkish

#closecalls

 +5Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Happy Easter, Christians! (32 comments)

I think Jesus was more a Whopper’s Robin Eggs man, myself.

 +8Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

YES, not enough Chevy Chase! GIVE US MORE CHEVY CHASE.

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

;-)

 +1Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

racist.

Agreed. I blame magnitude and that “pop pop” business.

Who choreographed those groovy moves? Seems beyond their repartee, and no one seems to be doing it particularly well.

 +14Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: New Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys (27 comments)

You’re on a roll today, Mr. facetaco. Is there a Mrs. facetaco, because I have a taco your face might be interested in (I am SO sorry, I am home sick and bored = couldn’t resist)?

 +5Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: APPLE STORE DANCE TO CHECK IT OUT!! (97 comments)

The 1:31 mark made me very uncomfortable.

 +15Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

This looks an awful lot like he is motor-boating Miss Piggy…

I’m a little turned on now.

 +2Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes (53 comments)

Is it just me or did anyone else expect the Buscemi-hathaway to reveal a mouth full of pointed teeth and try to eat your face?

 +23Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

“One must be over 18 years old and not pregnant past her first trimester. Also, no fatties.”

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Hanna (76 comments)

Date Asians? GROSS! (just kidding, please do not hannang me!)

 0Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: The Seventh Spring Jam Of 2011: Boostalk - "We Gon Rock" (41 comments)

I thought he was def when I listened to it, not because of the terribleness (I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!), but because of his accent, and thought it was pretty good, considering…

 +2Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The Governator Trailer, You Guys (47 comments)

The same number as the number of republicans who will get carpal tunnel masturbating to it?

 +2Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The Governator Trailer, You Guys (47 comments)

Except for all the robots, clearly…

 0Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The Governator Trailer, You Guys (47 comments)

Hahaha, I read that as, “Robert Pattinson” and thought, “Robert Pattinson doesn’t like gay robots…what?”

 +6Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: John Travolta Welcomes You Aboard (30 comments)

Well in all fairness, the only thing John Travolta is guilty of is bad judgment; Nicolas Cage is terrible.

 +6Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: John Travolta Welcomes You Aboard (30 comments)

“John Travolta: Mr. Pilot”

More like the MileDIE club AMIRIGHT?! *high-fives*

 +12Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

Fortsters

 +2Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

whoa, sorry I did not realize I was replying!

 +11Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

Who would have thought that hipsters would be the ones to endorse an exclusive dwelling where NO ONE WANTS TO GO IN…?