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These look like some high-caliber candidates.
WHAT? Was Spike too risque for you, Photobucket??
Also, “Shaqesque” and “up” are not attached to anything.
Also, there’s only one Q in Scrabble.
He’s better at conducting than he is at Scrabble…
I think I know where he got that kidney…
“[Trololo man] Khil’s son Dmitry, also a musician, says his dad doesn’t really know what the Internet is and suspects all this newfound attention is some kind of joke.”
This will only confuse him more.
So Santa and the Principal get named, but that poor girl in the light-up dress is just “A Fourth Grader”?
This is 50 times worse than “Four Christmases.”
I was confused by which was the real bellybutton:
Are we Santa or are we dancer?
HEY. I got 4 upvotes last time I complimented Nebraska. FOUR HUSKERS FANS ON VIDEOGUM, YEAH! Where you at, Cornhuskers?
That poor pug!
I liked the Weather Man!
No one puts Baby Friday in the corner.
whoa. wait a minute. this is actually a thing?
“Now, don’t go getting the wrong impression: I have a few friends who could be called plump.” -Maura Kelly
Mad Man
Back in season one, Roger says to Joan that this has been the best year of his life – as if he’s only been with Joan for a year (“Do you have any idea how unhappy I was before I met you? I was thinking of leaving my wife…”). How could he have been with her for 7 before that?? Was it just the best year of their 7 together? Hm.
I thought the “did you get pears” thing was just about how Don realized he was never going to grow old with anyone. It seemed like marriage was the big theme of the episode.
Hurray Nebraska! That is also where I am!
Unlike at Starbucks, every espresso bean from Dunkin’ Donuts is Fair Trade Certified. Take that, Starbucks yuppies with your Ethos water!
Don’t hate TOO much on the inventor of Comic Sans. He made it for Microsoft 15 years ago and apparently told the Wall Street Journal that “people who love it don’t know anything about typography.”



























“But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. This is our weekend, down here.”
Haha, enjoy SNL tonight!