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 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (95 comments)

“But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. This is our weekend, down here.”

Haha, enjoy SNL tonight!

 +1Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: Red Dawn Remake Cast Photo (126 comments)

These look like some high-caliber candidates.

 +3Posted on Dec 24th, 2010 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (161 comments)

Happy Holidays, everyone!

 +2Posted on Dec 23rd, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance (38 comments)

WHAT? Was Spike too risque for you, Photobucket??

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

Also, “Shaqesque” and “up” are not attached to anything.

Also, there’s only one Q in Scrabble.

 +7Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

He’s better at conducting than he is at Scrabble…

I think I know where he got that kidney…

 +11Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Trololo (64 comments)

“[Trololo man] Khil’s son Dmitry, also a musician, says his dad doesn’t really know what the Internet is and suspects all this newfound attention is some kind of joke.”

This will only confuse him more.

 +8Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Trololo (64 comments)

So Santa and the Principal get named, but that poor girl in the light-up dress is just “A Fourth Grader”?

 +3Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From 90210 (36 comments)

This is 50 times worse than “Four Christmases.”

 +20Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance (38 comments)

I was confused by which was the real bellybutton:

 +2Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Respek Dancing Santa (46 comments)

Are we Santa or are we dancer?

 +2Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: "Toto, I Have A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore" (68 comments)

HEY. I got 4 upvotes last time I complimented Nebraska. FOUR HUSKERS FANS ON VIDEOGUM, YEAH! Where you at, Cornhuskers?

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

That poor pug!

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

I liked the Weather Man!

 +15Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too! (116 comments)

325,329 in only THREE MONTHS? Sounds pretty crazy.

 +5Posted on Nov 7th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (168 comments)

No one puts Baby Friday in the corner.

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Weekend At Bernie's Turned Into Dance Sensation, FINALLY (67 comments)

whoa. wait a minute. this is actually a thing?

 +10Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Anger Is The Best Sauce, Right Fatties? (94 comments)

“Now, don’t go getting the wrong impression: I have a few friends who could be called plump.” -Maura Kelly

 +1Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Announces The Name Of His TBS Show (66 comments)

Mad Man

 +5Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E06: I'm Worried About Don Draper, You Guys (89 comments)

Back in season one, Roger says to Joan that this has been the best year of his life – as if he’s only been with Joan for a year (“Do you have any idea how unhappy I was before I met you? I was thinking of leaving my wife…”). How could he have been with her for 7 before that?? Was it just the best year of their 7 together? Hm.

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted. (127 comments)

I thought the “did you get pears” thing was just about how Don realized he was never going to grow old with anyone. It seemed like marriage was the big theme of the episode.

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

Hurray Nebraska! That is also where I am!

 +11Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

Unlike at Starbucks, every espresso bean from Dunkin’ Donuts is Fair Trade Certified. Take that, Starbucks yuppies with your Ethos water!

 +5Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy (92 comments)

Don’t hate TOO much on the inventor of Comic Sans. He made it for Microsoft 15 years ago and apparently told the Wall Street Journal that “people who love it don’t know anything about typography.”