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 +6Posted on Jul 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame: Tokyo Drift (46 comments)

Das Boot 2: Electric Boogaloo

 +14Posted on Jul 12th, 2010 | re: Toy Story 4: The Internet Turns On Justin Bieber (19 comments)

My favorite part is when the two older Jonas Brothers (I think?) beat him with mic stands, while the younger one WAILS on the guitar.

 +2Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: CBS News Interviews The Double Rainbow Guy (20 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqpGOhCxBO0

Can someone make me a shirt that says Hungrybear9562′s girlfriend?

 +2Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: Double Double Rainbow All The Way Way (47 comments)

http://youtubedoubler.com/nMek

 +15Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Rick (63 comments)

Sam Rockwell. You may know him from such films as STEP OFF, GOBBLEGIRL, HE’S MINE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPtY_spGWw

 +27Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Rick (63 comments)

 +17Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Emmy Award Nominees (97 comments)

 +5Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Emmy Award Nominees (97 comments)

This is a very, very good comment.

 +36Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: From The Mind Of M. Night Shyamalan (42 comments)

There’s a reason that gif looks like it was made before 2002. Because it HAD to have been.

 +30Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: The Green Hornet Trailer Strikes Another Blow In The War On Superheroes (64 comments)

I totally didn’t realize Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill were different people until super recently. I think I might be a racist.

 +34Posted on Jun 18th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (120 comments)

How I feel about the whole vuvuzela thing:

 +47Posted on Jun 18th, 2010 | re: Snoop Dogg Recorded A True Blood Song, Like, For Real (36 comments)

Oh good, the universe got my letter.

 +9Posted on Jun 16th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

Since media influences political thought and discourse, and since media is controlled by corporations, it could be argued that corporations have moral responsibilities with regard to their media output. It might not be realistic, but you can’t pin the blame 100% on the consumer, since McDonald’s and other powerful corporations have a hand in shaping the beliefs of the consumer.

 +7Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: This Guy Met Julie Andrews (46 comments)

Believe it or not, there is some evidence that redheads have lower pain thresholds and need more anesthesia: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1692342/

 +16Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Somewhere (85 comments)

Fannings multiply asexually through binary fission.

 +8Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Somewhere (85 comments)

I was just about to post that. I mean, the atrocity of The Godfather III isn’t really her fault, but she is possibly the ugh-iest part of a movie full of ughs.

 +36Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)

The evo psych explanation (ugh) for females reading tabloids would probably be that it fills women’s need for gossip and whatever adaptive function that serves – bonding with other females, whatever. I mean, if you can make up excuses for men’s bad behavior using speculative ideas about our evolutionary past, why can’t you do it for women?

To be fair, having sextuplets isn’t exactly the result of having LOTS of unprotected sex. I think just once is enough.

 +23Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: FACT: Space Jam Was Based On Myan Prophecy (35 comments)

“2012 Is Like… Wo”

 +30Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I am really happy Ben is staying in purgatory because now he can marry Rousseau and Alex gets a dad AND a mom and they’re both sane and Ben teaches history and is slightly cranky FOREVER!!!!!

 +20Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

Hi! Opabinia is my favorite Cambrian fossil. My favorite Cam’ron line is “You got pets? Me too, mines are dead.”