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A+++ for the Spoon/spooning joke, whether intentional or not, Kelly. Crossed out in the article, but starred all over the place in my heart!
Yay Starlee! I love you on WireTap (and TAL)! And I am not even Canadian!
Would it be crazy if I came all the way from Seattle for this? Would that be embarrassing or awesome? I know I’m not much of a commenter but I’m one devoted reader-monster, and I want to join the party!
Did you see how they played another, different commercial (just as awkward as this one) before Shawntel’s hometown date? Without any context or reason, just to be jerks? And then on the date they kissed inside her family mausoleum? And then she asked him if he wanted to be buried or cremated and he said “I’ve never thought about death before”? And then she FORCED HIM TO LAY DOWN ON HER EMBALMING TABLE? And showed him all her tools and told him about how she likes draining dead people’s blood?
Yeah neither did I because I don’t watch The Bachelor. But if I did, I would cite this date as the reason that I do.
Tropic Thunder: Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. have a “trying too hard” contest.
Cop Out:
See above.
Scarfface
(Saved by the power of Winona Ryder’s [g]love.)
Edward Shiverhands
Boyz in the Hoodie
My favorite (“favorite”? I mean…) is this one, where he gives facts about women that “a man may or may not know”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1eNhhnss4
Eternal Punchline of the Rotless Mind
Ditto. I don’t know much about the meaning of life, but this post pretty well encapsulates the meaning of Videogum in my life.
I nominate this reporter and this homeless lady for a real-life “Trading Places” switcharoo, STAT.
I second this and also submit True Lies, one of James Cameron’s earlier, slightly-less-shiny but even more self-indulgent, bloated, overwrought turd-works.
Sticks. Why’d it have to be sticks?
“Airbud.” – Citizen Kanine
I’m gonna make him a dump he can’t refuse to pick up.
I am really very tempted to get really very upset. But then I remember the words of one very wise man: “Awards are stupid.” – Ron Swanson
The Hunchback of Nogtredame
Wild Nogs
“Surviving Christmas: A Movie about Not Seeing This Movie.” (This is me seconding you.)
I’ll give you a sneak peek: This time around Big Mama’s body suit is even MORE realistic, and there’s a hilarious scene with a male suitor that ends with the line, “Talk about a sand trap!” #grossedmyselfoutgum
Should have been “Like Fatter, Like Son.”
CruiSING for a BruiSING