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 +7Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E17: Goodbye Soft Gabe! (62 comments)

Baby, you’re back! I’m coming home. And I’ll bring the extra chunky guacamole.

 +19Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Hi, Skynet! (46 comments)

We had a good run while it lasted, Papi, but I just couldn’t come to terms with your being a facepancake trapped in a facetaco’s body. Facetaquito and I will be at my sister’s place, until we find a place of our own.

 +13Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Happy Tax Day, You Guys! (37 comments)

I can’t believe our little Sopapilla is the big cuatro!

 +25Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)

Remember when we met on tac’omi’ngl’ You had me at “dollop of sour cream.”

 +38Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)

Is that why you never let me in the basement when you say you’ve got some serious drilling and hammering to do?

 +22Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Sidney Lumet (20 comments)

Bitch, you best step away from my man, unless you want a face full of Tapatio.

 +33Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

Boy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do when you get home from the taqueria.

 +64Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, JUDGE JUDY! (27 comments)

Excuuuuse me?