facetaco's recently-reconciled wife
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Baby, you’re back! I’m coming home. And I’ll bring the extra chunky guacamole.
We had a good run while it lasted, Papi, but I just couldn’t come to terms with your being a facepancake trapped in a facetaco’s body. Facetaquito and I will be at my sister’s place, until we find a place of our own.
I can’t believe our little Sopapilla is the big cuatro!
Remember when we met on tac’omi’ngl’ e.com? You had me at “dollop of sour cream.”
Is that why you never let me in the basement when you say you’ve got some serious drilling and hammering to do?
Bitch, you best step away from my man, unless you want a face full of Tapatio.
Boy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do when you get home from the taqueria.