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I guess I’m bringing the sandwiches to the Monster slumber party! I make a damn fine sandwich.
Walnut dijon, baby spinach, cucumber, boccocini and smoked salmon in a 12-grain wrap. Plus tomato, as an after-thought.
GUYS! I was just an accidental extra in a photo shoot! Walking to the market on my lunch break to get a tomato for my sandwich (dare to dream, right?) I passed a woman in sparkly short shorts, a frilly pink shirt and stilettos parading up and down in front of the terrasse diners like a classy mid-afternoon prostitute. And then I heard some guy call “Got the shot!” and noticed all the cameras… So if you see a photo of a model dressed like this while some bitch in a blue dress gives her stink eye in the background, I’m that bitch in a blue dress!! Thus launches my background modelling career…
When I was 14 we made a video in my friend’s basement called “The French Prince of Bel Air” that is exactly what it sounds like. I was Le DJ Jazzy Geoff and we ended up in a desert because we found an inflatable cactus in my friend’s sister’s room? But in the end it was all Guillaume Smith’s sleeping-pill induced dream on the airplane that never ended up crashing in the desert. We also remade the music video for Peaches by Presidents of the United States and wrote an “adult boy band” song about hanging around the water cooler and striking out with chicks in an accounting office. It was a good year.
I like this a lot. Oh, girls. If I was 14, I’d want to be best friends with you because you seem like a lot of fun. We would re-write all the lyrics to popular songs and make them about things we like, and then film videos for them in our parents basements. More kids like this, please! (In the world in general, not necessarily on here. I don’t need to see them, just know they exist and are having a fun, age-appropriate good time)
Not sure, I’m at work at the minute and it’s at home classing up my reading room.
Hey, I bought Brothers Karamazov at a book fair a few weeks ago! I didn’t add it, because I mostly bought it to make my bookshelf look smarter. Not sure if I will take a crack at it because it is LOOOONG and my experience is that Dostoyevsky (and the classic Russian authors in general) is dry as toast. I’ve read snippets though, and it doesn’t seem too horrible. Maybe I’l high-brow my summer up and we can do a BroKar book club.
Oh yeah, plus loads and loads of Xanth, and Xanth fanfiction.
I’m not big on the tee vee, but I have my summer reading list all lined up! I’ve already started a book called “how to defeat your own clone”, next I have a collection of important letters throughout history. For fluffy beach reading I went to the thrift store and stocked up on historical romance and, JACKPOT, the novelization of every single one of the Star Trek movies. It’s going to be a great summer.
I just don’t get the hate. She saw her kid stuck face-first in a laundry hamper, not in distress, and thought it was funny. Because it *is* funny. And she recorded it and put it on Youtube because this is the 21st century and that’s what you do with something you think is funny. This woman isn’t emotionally destroying her child or being a bad parent in any way. I just don’t get it.
What’s with all the mom hate, guys? This little fellow seems just fine in there, he isn’t panicking or distressed in any way. Just hanging out upside down in a basket full of dirty underoos waiting for his mom to pull him out. And OF COURSE she’s laughing and taping it because it is VERY funny! Cut the mom some slack. Raising kids is hard work.
Dandy Serko!
Wrong, that was Amityville Horror. The man has a face that just cries out for a beard.
And because you’re all curious, the best ones were
“There can only be one… in my heart”
“Let’s Gather, you’re giving me a raging Quickening”
“I could drown in your eyes… if I weren’t an immortal”
“I’d build an extremely sub-par castle for you, Valentine”
“I love you like the secretary I never had”
“You put a spark on my sword, Valentine”
“You put a shield on my ozone”
“You’re the one that there can only be”
“I choo-choo-choose you over immortality”
“I’d stone you like an unwed mother in Syracuse… Valentine”
Strangely enough, I recently had a Highlander marathon so we could come up with good quotes to make Highlander themed Valentine’s cards next year (for totally normal reasons). I heard this news a few days ago, and was like “Are there no Scottish actors??” but since the original Highlander is French and the only Scot is the Egyptian/Spanish Ramirez, it would really go against the entire fabric of the Highlander universe to have a Scotsman play a McLeod. It should be Willow Smith, for equality’s sake. Jet Li can be Ramirez and the girl can be Hilary Swank as Justin Beiber.
Population: 1. 
I’m actually very impressed at how well she handled that. If someone said they wanted to talk to me about something I do like, I don’t know, reading shitty sci-fi books, and then was like “YOU READ SHITTY SCI-FI BOOKS???!?!?! Get. Out.” I would have probably thrown a chair.
I think this is a lot easier to do in the States than here in Canada. Here, in order to get a status card, you have to prove that you are at least 1/4 Native. Any less and you are cut off, which is one of the reasons the Metis tribe isn’t officially recognized. I’m 1/4 but have never applied for my card because I don’t look very Native, and although I grew up under the poverty line to a large extent because of the effect of the Residential school legacy on my family I have never been racially discriminated against and it would feel like cheating somehow. I think it’s partly because of this cut-off that this kind of thing is not as prevalent here. I saw an AMA on reddit last week with a Native girl from Canada, and some guy asked something like “I’m 1/128th (whatever tribe), but I’m proud of my heritage and want to claim it. Is that offensive?” and the general consensus was to go for it. That kind of attitude is really surprising to me, and not something I would expect to see North of the Wall.
I logged in just to upvote this. I have no idea why you don’t have at least 50 upvotes right now.
No love for sweet Tyrion or badass Jaqen in this episode?
You might even say they… Reek???
Everything is always dripping in honey. I get sweaters on my teeth just reading about it, but your best bet is meat with oranges and honey. So much honey.
But who Donna-ed the Darko? Our time stamps are both 1.20!
In the books, I think she does actually nurse them at first.
Oh no, Gobblegirl! It was a lady-Monster open invite!! We were counting on you to bring the daiquiri mix!