Well, that’s one way to become a guest on “Ellen.” (That’s the only way.)
I didn’t mind the song at the end since it was just playing over the credits, which would have been just a music score otherwise. So nothing was really lost or gained there.
If we were looking at what to cut to allow the winners to finish their speeches, they should have trimmed the William Shatner bit. It was awkward and went on way too long. And as much as I love listening to showtunes, I found them a bit boring and unnecessary and not a very diverse selection.
Why are the sprinkles left out on the counter in the first place? This is entrapment!
Is the Vacuum Cleaner Man related to the Lawnmower Man, by chance?
Nope. I’ll walk/run away screaming instead. Thanks anyway!
It’s like a vending machine for sharks!
To be fair, that wasn’t his condom. He was clearly wearing someone else’s pants!
I didn’t finish watching the video; is there a “surprise” at the end where he takes off his mask and reveals a Shetland pony mask?
“Your hair has so much volume! What shampoo do you use?”
Juggling? I’ll be impressed when a robot masters ventriloquism.
Antonia is actually hog-tied to Carla, not Tiffany. Eracism!
The video is even more fun (terrifying?) if you imagine the music being added after the fact.
It’s all fun until the bride throws the bouquet!
This is clearly not a time traveler. Otherwise she would have killed Hitler, right?
I don’t know art, but I know what I yikes!
Fucking weather! How does it work?
Nothing can touch “The Swan” in the nightmare department. To have two women go through extensive plastic surgery and then send one of them home because she (still) wasn’t pretty enough. Ugh.
Baby monkey riding a baby pig? Might as well go back to bed, my day can’t get any better.
It’s not what you say, but how you yell it.
Teammates can’t switch during certain challenges, that’s the rules!
“Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.”
Sounds more like a Nicholas Sparks novel.
Wow. That was too many minutes long!
How long does it take to style that mane?