“You are a halve of me.”

“Here, take my headphones and listen to this song. I don’t know that it will cange your life, but it’s really pretty good.”

I went to go see this movie, and I still remember sitting and watching the credits, going:

“There going to give Charles Dickens a writing credit, right? They must, because copyright. I’m sure they’ll at least give him an ‘inspired by’ shoutout, since he pretty much wrote thi…WHAT THE FUCK???”

The Zebra Suicide Dance Remix?

Also, is Jesse Jackson now taking requests to be interviewed on vlogs? I think we’re all going to need a bigger

A Good Woman. DONE.

And I second The Land of Women, and also the Last Kiss. I watched that movie with my whole extended family on Easter Sunday because my mom though it was going to be a romantic comedy. Needless to say, it was one of the most awkward 2-hour periods ever.

And Northrax.

Larry, you are an unfunny, arrogant, redneck asshole. Boom, roasted.

I have one thing to say, and one thing only: “I got snacks on snacks!”