“Well wouldja look at that?”
So, if I follow, this is a three-step process:
1. Talk about whatever it is you’re standing in front of.
2. Talk about something else.
3. Wonder if you’ll do it.
“Matt Damon, why don’t you come smell my diploma?” in a Terrence & Phillip voice.
Looks like that mop on his head purbertied down onto his face.
Seems pretty obvious the name of this is actually “Bitch It Up,” not “Bad Ass Bitch,” CNNgum.
HAVERCHUCK 4 LYF
I don’t visit videogum as often as I used to — simply as a product of getting older and really getting into the groove of not giving a fuck about kids and what they do because they’re just so noisy and have no taste in anything and while I’m not acknowledging in any the sense my generation, or any generation, knew better than these whippersnappers today, I am coming to grips with the fact that I too must have been a colossal idiot for what? 15, 20 years? (assuming my very early years are given a pass because I was a pretty hip baby) and now I am putting away childish things.
POINT BEING, I did not consider the videogum “Walking Dead” recap a childish thing. It was my Dave Barry. And if taken from me, you may well lose one unique page view for month, and I cannot imagine that is a chance anyone is willing to take.
Mr. White, we’ve got a DOZEN doughnuts! Are we in the yum-yum business, or the money business?
Time to cook the doughnuts.
Green pubes are the best pubes. They always say.
The ‘r’ on my keyboard broke for a second but then got better.
You opinion is yours to have and to hold, but I am with Kelly and this show is in the process of jumping the meth.
JANUARY JONES. GAME OVER.
Ricky Gervais, please save some of the goodwill you’ve earned for a rainy day.
It’s so full of sarcasm, but “poor, ruined Hollywood baby Lindsay Lohan” is also just so, so true.
Too bad they’ll be out of business once the fall comes because of heavy taxation and onerous EPA regulations. NOBAMA.
You and My Vagina Make a Baseball Team
Talking about Donald Trump and Arsenio Hall should make you sound like an old-timer reminiscing about the ’90s. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Pretty sure Gabe does actually hate this show, as I consider him a mature, thinking, rational human being with at least a tiny tiny bit of taste. However, I don’t think that means he should have rigged the voting. Nevertheless, a pox on those who put that shit show in the list.
Why am I seeing no one (including the author of this AUTHORITATIVE and DESERVED takedown) talking about the the random cunnilingus scene? It’s one of the least normal and human things ever put to film. “Hi, I’m your date,mind if I chew on your vagina for a few seconds before we go?” “Yes, that sounds horrible and awkward and I’ll make sad faces while you do it, and then we’ll go to dinner!”
How can a show about a suicidal man-boy who for no never explained reason perceives his neighbor’s dog as a person in a dog suit be so consistently and profoundly uninteresting? Only future scientists will know for sure.
And the race is on to see which versions will age slower!
Recent college graduate James Franco, pictured only moments before moving back in with his parents.