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 +13Posted on Oct 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn't Coach Taylor (48 comments)

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Some Words They Accidentally Left Off The Liz & Dick Poster (28 comments)

Why is this the first I’ve heard of turkey cobbler?

 +77Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

No Country for Old Men

 +5Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises (55 comments)

Well, Bane is shown as breaking billionaire’s backs over his knee. Clearly a metaphor for higher taxes

 +5Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Oh Good! Kirk Cameron's Talking About Gay Marriage Some More! (46 comments)

I like how Kirk’s not afraid to fail. It’s inspiring to see him carry that message in every thing he does. Otherwise, he’d just be another sad person sitting at home who doesn’t go on TV or interest group websites talking about stuff no one’s listening to

 +11Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References (85 comments)

Soylent Green isn’t vegetables

 +25Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

How do you know that’s not the biggest Radio Flyer they have?

 +7Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

What did the anagram enthusiast have for lunch? A bowl of opus and a rape.

 +7Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

Did Target allow its stores to choose not to sell birth control or did it allow its employees to choose not to use birth control in their lives? Because one is a solid grounds for a boycott and the other is a bizarre thing to even try to regulate. Your wording perplexes me, is what I’m trying to say.

 +5Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Girl Doing 150 Pokemon Voices Versus Descartes (25 comments)

Magikarl Marx

 +5Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Cookie Monster - "Share It Maybe" (17 comments)

So the government is taxing our pop music parodies now!?!?! Damn Obamacare

 +7Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Better Questions To Ask Emma Stone (34 comments)

“A state I will be in at the Holiday Inn just off I-95 this Friday night”
“Alex, what is DTF?”

So get up come come, come down
Blackjack fireworks just outside your town
(3 for 1 ain’t a joke)

 +15Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: The Dan Harmon And Community Morning News Round-Up! (37 comments)

I’m pretty sure they were actually nominated for this

 +5Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

I went to see Safety Not Guaranteed instead of That’s My Boy/Rock Of Ages/Avengers for the 5th time! It was delightful! Thanks for advertising the bejeesus out of it!

 +5Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Girls Season Finale Open Thread (46 comments)

Only on the second episode myself, but Hannah doesn’t get a job because she makes a rape joke during an interview? About the interviewer? I’m not sure I’ll be able to go the distance

 +2Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

That wasn’t a great reference on their part. “Hey remember this character from one episode four and a half seasons ago?” No, no at all, Matt Weiner. And what was that supposed to show? That Don felt guilty? I thought we already learned that last episode when he let creepy Glen drive to show that he knew some people don’t get to start over and that they should do what they really want to do now or whatever. Sometimes I think this show goes style over substance but ends up as style mistaken for substance.

 +13Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale (161 comments)

Richmond is my fair hometown, and at first I was very up in arms like “we have so many cultural attractions beyond the two dogs in the parking lot!” and then I stopped and thought “no, wait, that’s about right.” Either way, I think it’s the first time I’ve ever seen Richmond mentioned on a TV show

 +10Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: IS New Girl The First Post-Post-9/11 TV Show? (33 comments)

Yeah, so this is the first show that’s made us feel in a decade? And apparently Friday Night Lights didn’t happen? And also we’re accepting the premise that New Girl made us feel?

 0Posted on May 30th, 2012 | re: That's Your Hotel Suite: David Lynch Hotel Suite (25 comments)

I misread that as the David Hyde Pierce hotel suite somehow. I feel the picture works either way

 +14Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case (58 comments)

I just want to point out the picture this article is leading with

So apparently marriages between men and men are bad, but ones between men and unknowable cosmic beings are just fine

 +6Posted on May 8th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

I don’t remember this either, but the second I read it, I just thought “oh, classic Roger” and moved on before stopping and thinking. I’m sure I’m not alone in this thought

 +30Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

 +40Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

This was just a strange and jarring day in the life of Sally Draper. She just wants to see what her dad does and all of a sudden the world was like “You are now a dolled up sex object. Get ready to spread your legs and fly. Roger Sterling is now interested in you. This is a blowjob.” To be fair, that is pretty much what her dad does

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

I saw Drive and 21 Jump Street on consecutive days and enjoyed 21 Jump Street more