Did anyone else just frantically check to see if Ja Rule was dead?

“Yeah, Katniss was hunting in the forest, like always, so I put whoopie cushions under the hole in the fence. Things went off so loud went she went through, the warden totally thought she farted. They just publicly executed her in the town square. I totally got her. Classic Peeta.”
-Alternate ending scene for The Hunger Games

Smiling as your sister swims in your urine= free taxes? I’d love to see the meeting where Don Draper sold that one

I like how they threw in the destroyed Big Boy statue just to let us know Dr. Evil didn’t make it

Do you like me?

_Yes
_No (although this is a fake answer, I was talking to my friend and her friend’s boyfriend asked his friend to ask you something and you said yes so I know it’s a lie if you say no)
_*wink*

Dear Gabe and/or Kelly, your talk about being in the same room got me to thinking: do you have an actual Videogum office suite or do you just run this out of your living room? Because on one hand, this seems like a legitimate business venture for which you might want an office to project an air of professionality, but on the other, all you really need for this site is Youtube and imagination. Whichever way it is, you’re going about it the right way. Have a wonderful day

I hope Boutros Boutros Ghali is in a diplomatic mood when he finds out how you butchered his name