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It is. They love sheep eyeballs in Iceland. John Waters wrote about it in ‘Crackpot’.

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: All The News That's Fit To Terribly Animate (16 comments)

“Al Gore reeling after sex-crazed poodle allegations”?!?!?

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Steve Carrell Confirms He Is Leaving The Office (106 comments)

All I know about her is that she was a student of Jon Hamm’s in high school and how that must have been very hard for all those poor high school girls (and boys) to have a teacher that fine.

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Let The Actress In Her Take Over! (47 comments)

I want to say something about her saying she managed to have diarrhea and continue on with the show was the most unnecessary back door brag ever, but I’m getting hung up on the “back door” bit.

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Steve Carrell Confirms He Is Leaving The Office (106 comments)

I want you to be my best friend in a sitcom.

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Let The Actress In Her Take Over! (47 comments)

Here here!

 +9Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Emily Is Sick And Tired Of This Oil, You Guys (100 comments)

but seriously, I hate that sense of importance. “You heard it guys, fix it. Emily says, so there’s no excuses now.”

 +2Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Emily Is Sick And Tired Of This Oil, You Guys (100 comments)

Fake! (I wish.)

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Tiffany And Debbie Gibson Rivalry Now With Sea Creatures (25 comments)

*some

 +4Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Tiffany And Debbie Gibson Rivalry Now With Sea Creatures (25 comments)

I hope there’s still a Syfy channel in 15 years so we can see whatever they throw Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in. I’m thinking so kind of battle of the mole people.

 +5Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

I feel that “adorably” could be debated.

 +8Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

Oooh! I think it’s also the one where you almost see her breasts!

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

I really like it. It may not be super clever or appropriate, but I’m all for shooting stuff in slow motion.

I hope this is some Andy Kaufman shit, because otherwise I feel bad for laughing quite so hard.

 +47Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: I'm Worried About Megan Fox, You Guys!* (61 comments)

The joke here is “Academy Award winner Diablo Cody”, right?

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood (111 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFo8NGO4nTA

 +24Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: I'm Worried About Megan Fox, You Guys!* (61 comments)

I think the lesson here is don’t get horrible portrait tattoos on your forearm.

 +1Posted on Jun 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (120 comments)

Oh, damn.

 +1Posted on Jun 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (120 comments)

That giraffe is creeping me out.

http://tinypic.com/r/2mngk6h/6

BEST ROBOT EVER.

 +11Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)

I want to downvote you for saying that about an awesome show, but I also don’t want to downvote you in a ‘you-can’t-make-me!’ teenage sort of way.

 +5Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: The Internet Finds Its Newest "Hero" In Zach Anner (71 comments)

real and hilarious? Or straight?

 +3Posted on Jun 12th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum! (53 comments)

Taste the happy, Michael.

 +7Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: Dear South Carolina, What On Earth? (89 comments)

I don’t want to get too bent out of shape, because this is Videogum. At least three people have downvoted me and only one has typed a reasoned reply. What?

 +8Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: Dear South Carolina, What On Earth? (89 comments)

I think ten thousand is a little high, but not impossible to raise.

I don’t think it should be just anyone off the street running, but I’m all for having the option of voting for someone who isn’t as deeply entrenched in the political ‘system’ (sorry everybody, I hate sounding like a first year poli-sci major) as the majority of the active Senate members.

Really, the responsibility is on the voters. All Alvin Greene did was pay the money to get his name on the ballot and have a name that put him first alphabetically.