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Speaking of things that are still “a thing”, is it suddenly okay to say “retarded” now? Not that I really care either way, but I’ve seen a sudden resurgence of its usage, and I thought we banished that from our vernacular.
Faye Reagan as Molly Ringwald = Perfect hilarious casting/pretty sure everyone already thought that but didn’t say anything.
Well I think you negate the “general studies” part of “general studies valedictorian. I’m vaguely certain that I was the general studies valedictorian and I don’t even know where the department office is.
Also there’s nothing cornier than a large homely looking teacher summing up a exceptional performance with “Well I don’t know about you but I think he just taught Lady Gaga a lesson.”
That guy’s going to get so much ass in his early 20s.
If you adjust inflation rates, the photograph of Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh with an Aboriginal tribe is still the highest selling photo of all time.
Gabe, do you get to use your premium channel package as a tax write off? (No, seriously.)
I think this would be constituted as cute if it wasn’t a middle-aged man being surrounded by puppies.
His wife’s in a coma…
The New Yorker is already typing up a brown-nosing article about how great the writings are.