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 +20Posted on Feb 6th | re: Gossip Girl S03E20: Assholes Without Borders (13 comments)

They finally revealed who the author of the blog was:

 +16Posted on Feb 5th | re: thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale) (11 comments)

I like to imagine that somewhere, Gabe quietly finished the entire series and wrote recaps to be released upon his death. That hope is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.

 +20Posted on Feb 5th | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (31 comments)

 +26Posted on Feb 5th | re: Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence (16 comments)

What’s weird for me is that this video was originally posted days before I left my old job. A job I hated and where incidentally I had a ton of free time for about 2 years and met all of you silly fuckers. It’s weird to see these re-posts, because there is a date sometime in September 2010 that I largely dropped out of Videogum. It is also weird for me because even though I don’t check in very often around here, there was a time in my life where Videogum/Videogum tweets probably accounted for 50% of my daily thoughts. Its odd to see something you were so heavily invested in move on without you and its even more odd to see it end when you always felt like one day you might try to re-enter the fold. I have very mixed feeling about all of this.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I love all of you, growing up is hard, and Patrick would you like to make out? We can turn off the lights if that helps.

 +12Posted on Feb 4th | re: Friday Fight: Are Vampires Stupid And Boring? (15 comments)

He’s sailing a Sturgeon fish boat in the Caspian Sea trying to drink away the memories of all the trampoline accidents he’s seen.

 +11Posted on Feb 4th | re: Friday Fight: Are Vampires Stupid And Boring? (15 comments)

Little did Gabe and Lindsey Know that ‘Twilight: Sparkle On’ would win the Tony for best musical in 2015 and the film adaptation would win the Golden Globe for ‘Best Musical/Comedy’ in 2017. The film would be snubbed at the Oscars because of politics.

 +16Posted on Feb 4th | re: A Fake Interview With Nicolas Cage (9 comments)

I’m just going to start posting my favorite gifs living in my tinypic account:


I”m sure there was context for this at some point.

 +18Posted on Feb 4th | re: I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches (20 comments)

I’m in!

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: We've Already Met Our April Fools' Day Prank Quota! (27 comments)

I’m just glad Joe Mande is finally going to post his 6th installment of ‘Taking One for the Team’

 +13Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: The White House Responds To A Death Star Petition Obviously (31 comments)

5 Words: Secretary of State Topher Grace

 +29Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: Snake Chases Workers Manti Te'o Open Thread (115 comments)

I know in internet time, this is like me referencing a Jackie Gleason joke, but…

 +31Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: Snake Chases Workers Manti Te'o Open Thread (115 comments)

Alright, its about noon where I am, and there is no mention of the absolutely insane Algerian Hostage Crisis? Gabe, remember when you asked why people don’t comment as much anymore? Not to be rude, and this is a funny post, but stories about someone getting chased by a snake, whatever that even means, is just not going to get the attention like A BOTCHED HOSTAGE SITUATION IN NORTHERN AFRICA will.

Alright, I’m done ranting. Relax, Notsewfast etc etc.

 +19Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Has Permed His Hair At Least Once (29 comments)

Definitely Hot

 +21Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library (65 comments)

I’m like the herpes of Videogum. I may go away for awhile, but you can never get rid of me completely.

 +18Posted on Jan 17th, 2013 | re: The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library (65 comments)

Oh so I guess you heartless bastards just want Stephen Baldwin to sleep on the streets like a dog then, huh?

 +14Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: Nick Nolte Riding A Bumper Car Is Perfect (18 comments)

If he makes that face for 48 Hours, it’ll stay that way forever.

 +18Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: New Downton Abbey Season 3 Trailer, You Guys (12 comments)

I have the most dignified boner.

 +26Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Which Of These Local News Stories Is The Sweetest?! (27 comments)

 +29Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: No Television Show Will Ever Die Again (30 comments)

I’ve been stealing pens from the set of The Killing in hopes that they will get frustrated with the extra expense and cancel the show.

 +18Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (20 comments)

“Grandpa, you left your scrotum in the sink again!”

 +8Posted on May 8th, 2012 | re: How To Poop Like A Child (15 comments)

She really nailed Michael Bay’s creative process. Somebody get her a producer’s credit.

 +15Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: FASHION WATCH: Animatronic Cat Ears (27 comments)

10,000 Japanese teenagers just achieved simultaneous orgasm

 +9Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

Eli Lilly is going to be so pissed when they find out that duck snores are as effective as Prozac in double-blind tests.

 +15Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: Let's (Continue To) Chat About Jesus (33 comments)