I like to imagine that somewhere, Gabe quietly finished the entire series and wrote recaps to be released upon his death. That hope is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
What’s weird for me is that this video was originally posted days before I left my old job. A job I hated and where incidentally I had a ton of free time for about 2 years and met all of you silly fuckers. It’s weird to see these re-posts, because there is a date sometime in September 2010 that I largely dropped out of Videogum. It is also weird for me because even though I don’t check in very often around here, there was a time in my life where Videogum/Videogum tweets probably accounted for 50% of my daily thoughts. Its odd to see something you were so heavily invested in move on without you and its even more odd to see it end when you always felt like one day you might try to re-enter the fold. I have very mixed feeling about all of this.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I love all of you, growing up is hard, and Patrick would you like to make out? We can turn off the lights if that helps.
He’s sailing a Sturgeon fish boat in the Caspian Sea trying to drink away the memories of all the trampoline accidents he’s seen.
Little did Gabe and Lindsey Know that ‘Twilight: Sparkle On’ would win the Tony for best musical in 2015 and the film adaptation would win the Golden Globe for ‘Best Musical/Comedy’ in 2017. The film would be snubbed at the Oscars because of politics.
I’m just glad Joe Mande is finally going to post his 6th installment of ‘Taking One for the Team’
Alright, its about noon where I am, and there is no mention of the absolutely insane Algerian Hostage Crisis? Gabe, remember when you asked why people don’t comment as much anymore? Not to be rude, and this is a funny post, but stories about someone getting chased by a snake, whatever that even means, is just not going to get the attention like A BOTCHED HOSTAGE SITUATION IN NORTHERN AFRICA will.
Alright, I’m done ranting. Relax, Notsewfast etc etc.
I’m like the herpes of Videogum. I may go away for awhile, but you can never get rid of me completely.
Oh so I guess you heartless bastards just want Stephen Baldwin to sleep on the streets like a dog then, huh?
If he makes that face for 48 Hours, it’ll stay that way forever.
I have the most dignified boner.
I’ve been stealing pens from the set of The Killing in hopes that they will get frustrated with the extra expense and cancel the show.
“Grandpa, you left your scrotum in the sink again!”
She really nailed Michael Bay’s creative process. Somebody get her a producer’s credit.
10,000 Japanese teenagers just achieved simultaneous orgasm
Eli Lilly is going to be so pissed when they find out that duck snores are as effective as Prozac in double-blind tests.