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 +6Posted on Dec 19th, 2013 | re: Adjust Your Cute Levels For Maximum Cute (20 comments)

That’s a solid URL, Kel

 +5Posted on Dec 18th, 2013 | re: #TwitterIsGoingToBeATelevisionShow (30 comments)

In season two the cast will be replaced by bots begging for retweets

 +6Posted on Dec 18th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (31 comments)

Have Werner Herzog narrate the rat video and you’ve got gold

 +7Posted on Dec 11th, 2013 | re: Checking In On Sports: Soccer Backwards Blast Up Straight To The Whoops! (10 comments)

FINALLY a great clip for the sport I most like to call a sport

 +6Posted on May 30th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

Doctor Who

 +2Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: Child Doing Pull-Ups Is Maybe Cause For Concern (19 comments)

terrible form, baby. you’re gonna pull a muscle.

 +22Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Like Crazy: A Review (30 comments)

You’re always saving me money

 +15Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: An Imagined Reaction To Gretchen's Puzzle Box (33 comments)

I used to keep condoms in a similar box. Very dumb.

 +5Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Who Should Be The Voice Of Mr. Ed In The Mr. Ed Movie? (46 comments)

It’s going to be Seth Macfarlane. Like, I really hope it isn’t but that’s who it’s going to be.

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Hugh Jackman Lets The Publicity Stuntman In Him Take Over On WWE Raw (20 comments)

Chipotle in a blender? Zolf’s most definitely lying.

 +9Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Girl Tips: How To Dress Punk! (36 comments)

Where’s the section on what kind of tie to wear?

Is there a whole other video dedicated to that section? This is so complicated.

 +3Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: What Is Wrong With Kevin Smith? (50 comments)

jason lee

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Taylor Momsen Has Quit Acting! (64 comments)

you drew on so many “love of my life”s

Penn: We both have pretty silly names, huh.

Reeve: I agree, wholeheartedly.

 +5Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

i like this story because it is much less disgusting but much more creepy

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

trust me on this, superglue, they were the worst.

 +7Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

those neighbors only threw the diapers in the storm drain after we turned our garbage cans upside down so that they wouldn’t throw them in there.

Imagine getting stuck in the diaper storm drain.

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

Ice Cream Coneheads

 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

Tanktop Girl

 +9Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: Gossip Girl Debate: Who Is Gossip Girl's Lead Actor? (51 comments)

It’s definitely not Nate. He WOULD submit himself. He was probably stoned out of his droopy eyeballs when he did it. He’s in jail, right? Almost in jail? Whatever. He was barely around this season. He’s the worst.
It’s not Chuck. He’s a supporting actor. As in the part of the story he’s involved with supports the whole show in continuing to be on the air. But again, not the lead.
The lead actor is Dan. I don’t know if anyone else suggested this, but if so, we’re all correct.

Also, there is nobody more suited to recap GG than you Kelly. I say this in regards to the “AHHHHHH!!” text messages I would receive after you watched an episode.

 +8Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Bradley Cooper Speaking French, Ladies! (36 comments)

 +4Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

I feel like he could have worn something better to make it a little more traditional with the whole “down on bended knee” thing.

“He proposed to me with a graffiti mural but for some reason I can remember it being laundry day, too.” – future Caitlin

 +5Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

a guy awkwardly having to go through with marriage? it would’ve eventually happened anyway!