Paul Rudd made the globe even MORE attractive than it already is.

Man, I even live in Atlanta and the fact that it’s premiering here brings the lulz.
This movie makes me glad I was watching The Matrix when I was 12. I skipped over the pathetic stage.

Good God, between this and my friend comparing homosexuality to bestiality, I’ve had my fair share of homophobia today. I’m not even in the mood to crack a joke, so simply:
Fuck you. If you think there’s any possible way that the two gay guys down the hall getting married affects your own (probably failing, since you’re obviously an asshole) marriage, then shut the fuck up. What’s next? Stopping those darn ‘coloreds’ from infecting the all-supreme white race? Grow up, you Nazis. Change is coming and I can’t wait till you’re in the dust.

Yes, because it’s not like they released a movie sequel to the show last summer that turned out to be a bigger hit than originally thought. Obviously, the joke is untimely.

Agreed about the Astronaut Jones theme. That is the best.

Also, Kristin Wiig is not funny. Facts of life.