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 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 | re: The Best Of Amy Poehler On Weekend Update (17 comments)

I love Amy Poehler. Whenever she and Tina Fey are together, it’s like a collision of amazing.

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 | re: RIP, Creepy Old Man Meme (38 comments)

Well, I can die and go to Hell now.

 +4Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Paul Rudd Dances On Sesame Street (16 comments)

Paul Rudd made the globe even MORE attractive than it already is.

 -12Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Are We Allowed To Make Fun Of Love 'N Dancing? (20 comments)

Man, I even live in Atlanta and the fact that it’s premiering here brings the lulz.
This movie makes me glad I was watching The Matrix when I was 12. I skipped over the pathetic stage.

 0Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: Morning TV Anchors Pretend Not To "Get" Dirty License Plate (12 comments)

I’m pretty sure the end is near, seeing as my 50-year-old, nerdy history teacher referenced this in class today. God help us all.

 +22Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: "NOM" Wants To Nibble Gay Marriage To Death (55 comments)

Good God, between this and my friend comparing homosexuality to bestiality, I’ve had my fair share of homophobia today. I’m not even in the mood to crack a joke, so simply:
Fuck you. If you think there’s any possible way that the two gay guys down the hall getting married affects your own (probably failing, since you’re obviously an asshole) marriage, then shut the fuck up. What’s next? Stopping those darn ‘coloreds’ from infecting the all-supreme white race? Grow up, you Nazis. Change is coming and I can’t wait till you’re in the dust.

 +14Posted on Apr 2nd, 2009 | re: The Bruno Red Band Trailer, You Guys (37 comments)

Yes, because it’s not like they released a movie sequel to the show last summer that turned out to be a bigger hit than originally thought. Obviously, the joke is untimely.

 -3Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: The Voca People Will Torture You Until You Laugh (59 comments)

With the all-white outfits and the “pure humen vocals,” it’s like the world’s most bizarre Klan meeting ever.

 -5Posted on Mar 16th, 2009 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Tracy Morgan Yells (43 comments)

Agreed about the Astronaut Jones theme. That is the best.

Also, Kristin Wiig is not funny. Facts of life.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2009 | re: Behavioral Issues Are The Least Of Michael Cera's Fucking Problems (16 comments)

I’m pretty sure this is a joke, considering he did something like this where he got “fired” from the set of Knocked Up.
Either way, I’m still pissed about the AD movie, but he’s kind of adorable (yes, I am a 12 year old girl), so it’s a struggle.

 0Posted on Jan 30th, 2009 | re: Submit Your Sex Addiction Questions To Alexyss K. Tylor! (10 comments)

I am so proud of the denizens of my hometown.
Damn, it’s cold!

 +2Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (163 comments)

Eh, I disagree that the “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)” use was inspired. As soon as the song started up, I knew they’d end up carrying the Statue of Liberty.

The whole movie was so obvious, it was painful. Sadly, all of my friends say that these versions of the songs are so. much. better. than when the Beatles did them, which make me so, so sad. I don’t even like the Beatles that much anymore, but that statement is probably a 500 on a scale of 10 in terms of ridiculousness. I’m getting new friends.

 0Posted on Jan 25th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Crazy Bra Lady (22 comments)

Definitely my favorite episode out of the past few. Liz/Jack is the driving factor in the show (though I *love* everyone else – this whole show is basically amazing) and the past few weeks, with more of a focus on Jack and the ridiculous Salma Hayek, have really missed out on the relationship.

Also, when I saw the picture’s caption, it made me think of Gob at the Christmas party in “Afternoon Delight” on Arrested Development (of course). “Everybody dance… NAOW.”

 0Posted on Dec 30th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life (102 comments)

I remember when I watched this a while ago and actually not minding it that much (although that dinner scene was still insanely painful, minus SC’s corn line, because, what the hell, who is cliched enough to actually use that BS metaphor?), but oh my God, out of context, those clips were some of the worst things I’ve ever seen, ever. Le blurg.
As for the worst movie? The third Pirates of the Caribbean movie was so bad, I almost fell asleep in the theater. Taxi was also abysmal, but what can you expect from Jimmy Fallon?