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 +5Posted on Jan 14th | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E11: Skinny Jeans And Demon Teens (17 comments)

The demon’s dialogue seemed especially bad, like a guy who’s a lot less witty than he thinks he is.

Not that I would know anything about that, cough.

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (13 comments)

Don’t worry, if they’re old-school just throw some gold at them and you’re alright.

Of course, this plan hinges on two things: 1) you know somebody who has a subscription to the Blaze or whatever Glenn Beck’s up to and 2) these aren’t the new Cybermen. In which case you’re fucked.

 +4Posted on Jan 3rd | re: The Return Of Community Open Thread (15 comments)

I liked it and I don’t care what any of youse palookas say! /end 1930′s guy rant

Seriously, though, it was nice to have it back.

Hey, thanks for the polio, butthole!

 +6Posted on Jan 2nd | re: What Movies Did You See During The Holidays? (60 comments)

I saw a lot of movies, but the most recent one was Memories of Murder; it’s about South Korea’s first documented serial murders. You guys should totally check it out.

 +3Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013 | re: Optimus "Gingerbread" Prime Quotes (6 comments)

If she makes a gingerbread Unicron, that would be doubly impressive.

Although, if she made it to scale, it would probably be the size of Australia, so forget I said anything.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Movies Of 2013 (29 comments)

I actually thought Captain Philips was one of the year’s best movies for me (better than Gravity, at any rate). Anybody else think so?

 +9Posted on Dec 18th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (31 comments)

What kind of fancy-Dan, decline-of-the-roman-empire place has a dog swimming pool?

 +3Posted on Dec 17th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

I’m starting to think that North West should be an author or musician when she grows up, if only because her first book/album should be called “North by …”.

 +7Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Some Days You're A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You're Not (11 comments)

Meatball is the best name for a Corgi, little inbred heat-sinks that they are.

 +9Posted on Dec 3rd, 2013 | re: Everybody's Naming Their Baby "Skyler" Now (35 comments)

I know this is about children and all, but who here agrees with me that Jesse would be a killer name for a dog? Maybe a golden retriever or an unusually friendly Yorkie? Everybody here WITH A SOUL, that’s who.

 +6Posted on Dec 2nd, 2013 | re: AFTERNOON (DOG) DANCE BREAK (BARK)! (7 comments)

Ratt-i-ca! Ratt-i-ca! (Attica as chanted by Scooby Doo)

 +6Posted on Dec 2nd, 2013 | re: Merry Christmas From The Kardashians (19 comments)

I was thinking the expression on the person on the left in the second picture’s face looks like the visual exemplar of “would rather be anywhere else but here”.

 +3Posted on Nov 26th, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E09: Ichabod, You Are A Father (13 comments)

I thought it was a bit weaksauce, myself. It’s not even a zombie, it’s just kind of a sneaky bastard.

 +11Posted on Nov 26th, 2013 | re: Obamacare Just Lost Another Supporter (20 comments)

Oh shit, the Democrats just lost the all-important man-child conspiracy theorist psychopath vote. Trump in 2016!

 +3Posted on Nov 25th, 2013 | re: Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special Open Thread (26 comments)

I’m assuming part of the Capaldi Doctor’s time will be spent fighting a civil war between good-guy Gallifyreans and the “let’s-destroy-the-universe-so-we-can-become-gods-or-whatever” guys like Rassilon.

 +3Posted on Nov 20th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (11 comments)

Gonna be a Debbie Downer again, but fuck anybody who feeds wild animals. That just ends in a conservation officer having to put that animal down.

 +2Posted on Nov 19th, 2013 | re: Name Something You Know About Zombies (31 comments)

To a certain extent, once you’re willing to accept moving corpses, things like you’ve mentioned become slightly beside the point.

 +7Posted on Nov 19th, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E08: Look Who's Talking Voldemort Now! (21 comments)

Off-topic, but how did the people in Almost Humans say “sexbots” so many times without giggling?

My favourite thing about these guys is that the ideal end of the male involves becoming a sperm-producing organ to the much larger female. As in, they attach themselves to the female through biting and their organs atrophy to the point where they can’t live as independent creatures anymore.

Science is the best.

 +6Posted on Nov 5th, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E06: Sin Eating With Dr. Fringe (23 comments)

I thought that his guilt complex over that Cicero guy was perfectly justified, given that he participated in torture.

 +6Posted on Nov 1st, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

Bit of a thread derail, but the best Halloween costume I saw last night was a guy with a badge saying his name is John. His real name is Travis.

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2013 | re: That's Your Halloween Costume: This Sheldon Cooper Mask (22 comments)

It looks like something a serial killer with terrible taste in culture would wear.

 +6Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Who Should Play The Angel Man In The Upcoming Remy Chandler TV Show? (14 comments)

No one.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses! (67 comments)

Also, it’s not monsters, just some old people in masks!