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 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (31 comments)

I need to know how things worked out for that rat.

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2013 | re: The Most Personally Conflicting Public Marriage Proposal Of All Time (9 comments)

So the public marriage proposal is one thing, but can we talk about the fact that he called her dad? Before he even proposed? Eeeugh.

 0Posted on May 31st, 2013 | re: What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About? (73 comments)

Not in NYC. It’s mandatory here.

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2013 | re: GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible) (70 comments)

Shouldn’t that be a puppy? Don Draper loves puppies.

 +1Posted on May 18th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (62 comments)

I have always shipped them. I know that Stanley is a bit of a tomcat and that Phyllis is happy with Bob-Vance-Vance-Refrigeration, but I just like their *thing* and how it has developed over the years.

 +1Posted on May 17th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

I passed it from afar on my commute yesterday. I was singing “Big Yellow Joint” to myself all day.

 +2Posted on Apr 30th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain (40 comments)

From what I understand (all reliable information begins this way, no?), many screenplays are heavily revised, to the point of changing the entire tone of the movie, by the time they make it to screen. It is entirely possible that this was written as a very different story and then Michael Bayified beyond all recognition.
Source: I read some stuff once.

 +6Posted on Apr 30th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain (40 comments)

I think the appeal is “making money.”

 +7Posted on Apr 26th, 2013 | re: Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity (58 comments)

Yeah, it’s amazing how much of history can be explained by 1) syphilis and 2) opium.

 +2Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: Rebel Wilson's Fun Russell Crowe Story (28 comments)

I saw Henry Rollins (post-Black Flag; pre-Bob Rainicorn) in an airport when I was about 16. I must have been staring, because he winked at me.

 0Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: Kids Love A Good Twist Ending (26 comments)

Or Uwe Bollfinch

 +2Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: The Girlfriend Coat (18 comments)

It’s like a Thundershirt for sad humans!

 +3Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

Also both Glenn and Sandy told her she was pretty. Betty lives for that shit.

 +1Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

It’s more that Sally didn’t seem to like her much. I assumed she was a relative at first, on the Francis side.

 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (25 comments)

The structure of their wings has antibacterial properties! That’s why they never decay.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013 | re: Ryan Cabrera, Whoever That Is, Has A Pretty Special Tattoo (39 comments)

I’ll save you the trouble: “No wonder that in old times sperm was such a favorite cosmetic” (Ch. 94) (Gross, sorry.)

Ballistic: Hansel vs. Gretel

 +2Posted on Mar 18th, 2013 | re: Does The History Channel's The Bible Think Obama Is The Devil?! (33 comments)

Aaaaaand that was the day my head exploded and I died. RIP, me!

 +9Posted on Mar 18th, 2013 | re: If You Don't Want To Be "Labeled A Sex Offender," Don't Rape Someone! (132 comments)

I like to see rapists sobbing. I would like to see more of it.

 0Posted on Mar 18th, 2013 | re: If You Don't Want To Be "Labeled A Sex Offender," Don't Rape Someone! (132 comments)

Just nice boys.

 +7Posted on Mar 18th, 2013 | re: If You Don't Want To Be "Labeled A Sex Offender," Don't Rape Someone! (132 comments)

It’s also in the running for WMOAT.

I walked in the Village Halloween Parade on the Night of a Thousand Borats. It was amazing and terrifying.

 0Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry (53 comments)

Needs more Taylor Swift.

 +1Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry (53 comments)

I do feel bad for them, but I still feel worse for their kids. Ugh!

 +1Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry (53 comments)

This reminds me that there were stickers plastered all over my subway station today that said “Jesus Is The Way” and some numbers of Bible verses, and it’s just, do they think someone is going to be like “What is this Jesus of which you speak? I must know more!” COME ON </Bluth>