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 +2Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

This comment has made me love you.

Give me back my heart, thief!

 +11Posted on May 7th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

Dean was oatmeal.
Logan was a douche.
Jess was the only acceptable one.

But, to be honest, Rory never found a Luke Danes of her own. Poor Rory cursed to live a Luke-less life living with step-father Luke.

 +2Posted on Apr 20th | re: This Week In GIFs! (7 comments)

 +12Posted on Apr 20th | re: This Week In GIFs! (7 comments)

 +8Posted on Apr 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

 +13Posted on Apr 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Within that episode Abed’s mom explains that she isn’t visiting Abed because she has a new husband and a new baby and a new family.

I doubt that there is going to be any resolution beyond that.

 +9Posted on Apr 20th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Agreed. There is a specific and rationale reason why she is always there now.

And she is not even on retainer or whatever. She literally works there.

I find it kind of funny that they used a contrivance to get Ann into City Hall legitimately after seasons of her being there all the time for no reason (aside from friendship). And now that she is there there is no real need to create an excuse for her to be there because they have fewer and fewer scenes of them in the parks dept.

I also think that this confusion is based on a valid criticism of Parks & Rec, which is that if you miss one subplot of one episode there is a whole aspect of the show that becomes unclear.

Things just seem to change drastically in one episode without previous foreshadowing or build-up and then go unexplained thereafter.

 +5Posted on Apr 16th | re: Talking About Girls, Finally (81 comments)

Yes. But how does it compare to the show “Gilmore Girls”?

Due to similar words I have been unable to disassociate the association I made betwixt the two early on and I refuse to watch this new show until I get positive confirmation that it is at least as good as “Gilmore Girls”.

This is the answer that the public needs/craves/demands.

 +11Posted on Apr 16th | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

Somebody doesn’t like Phil Collins?

 +2Posted on Mar 27th | re: January Jones Doth Protest Too Much About BEING A WITCH! (31 comments)

Gawd, we’re freaks.

If mammalia tetrapoda gnathostomata chordata was a high school, we’d so be the unpopular goth kids.

 +10Posted on Mar 27th | re: January Jones Doth Protest Too Much About BEING A WITCH! (31 comments)

 +13Posted on Mar 27th | re: January Jones Doth Protest Too Much About BEING A WITCH! (31 comments)

Did you just use science to prove that babies are witches?

 0Posted on Jan 6th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

I kind of agree with santin, in principle. Well, I mean, if you took what he was saying and articulated it many many times better and then changed a couple things so that it actually makes sense.

Ricky Gervais and his whole Golden Globe’s schtick was NOT funny. But it doesn’t matter. 99% of comedians aren’t funny most of the time.

In the year of Whitney Cummings, Two and a half men, and Work It I think it’s pretty absurd to keep harping on Gervais for one unfunny performance. Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes wasn’t even the worst awards ceremony performance of the year.

That plus the fact that in every article that Videogum bashes Ricky Gervais they never fail to mention his atheism has me suspecting that his religious views are what hath offended and not one poor performance where he could have punched up a punchline or two.

It reminds me of the time I was dating a Catholic and she actually wanted me to convert. I didn’t even know that that was a thing still.

All of this right wing fundamentalist christianity coming out of Videogum lately has me feeling like they’re pressuring me. Don’t try to convert me, Videogum! I want to be good with Science and bad mouth True Blood! Why can’t I do both in peace!

 +16Posted on Jan 5th | re: Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect (34 comments)

I don’t really have anything clever or useful to add. That was just pretty great and adorable.

I don’t know which group are the ones that are trying to sabotage me; the children that make me not want to have kids, or the children that make me want to.

 +13Posted on Jan 4th | re: Work It: Bosom Barfies (45 comments)

Wow, a “Work It” review. Really?

I think that Gabe’s mental and emotional health must be fully recovered.

You know what this means… The return of WMOAT!!!‼

Pictured: What the Mayan prophets saw that had them so convinced that the world was going to end in 2012.

 +18Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic (47 comments)

Really I couldn’t think of a reason. So I thought that if I put (for obvious reasons) everyone would think of reasons for me.

Obviously my plan worked out great!

Kristin Wiig, get ready for the role you were born to play, a wig loving, grammatically challenged 29-year-old man. (I smell trilogy)

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic (47 comments)

Kristin Wiig. (for obvious reasons)

 +3Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: What Is Going On With This Ellen Surprise Marriage Proposal? (18 comments)

Kelly.

*checks to see if anyone is looking*

Will you marry me?

 +15Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

Wow, that medicated giraffe is sure loving the shit out of that bath.

 +7Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

Gabe, you do a great job. But if you are in the top 5% of wealthiest Americans you are probably significantly overpaid.

 +2Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: "Real-Life Breaking Bad" Is Missing A Few Key Elements (14 comments)

Well played, sir.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Ouija Board: The Movie Exclusive Screenplay SNEAK PEEK (55 comments)

OMG‼
Kelly is practicing her screenwriting!
She took my advice and is now working towards writing all of the scripts for all of the movies that are made.
This is definitely the OPPOSITE of the darkest day in Hollywood.

 +11Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Dunder Mifflin Brand Paper Gives Hope To All Of Our TV Product Dreams (38 comments)

You drugged me at hads.

 +6Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Dunder Mifflin Brand Paper Gives Hope To All Of Our TV Product Dreams (38 comments)

Why are we wasting resources putting products in and taking products out of television shows? Useless.

Why aren’t we trying to put people in television shows? Huh? SCIENCE? Where are you on the huge not being able to live inside TV crisis going on EVERYWHERE?

I have a dream. I dream of a day when I can live in Star’s Hollow or Pawnee or Albuquerque with my friends.