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 +8Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: Better Ways To Deal With A Spider (40 comments)

I’m no entomologist, but I think that I can say with absolute scientific certainty that ladybugs are the highest predator of the bug world and are effectively tiny polka-dotted dragons.

 +6Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: Does The Universe Have A Purpose? (18 comments)

Hey,
but within the vacuum of fundamental universal purpose. There is a limitless canvas of opportunity to create and apply your own purposes and to fill your life up with nearly infinite wonder and meaning. In not only infinite quantity or quality but also nigh infinite variation.

So, that’s pretty cool, right? Pretty cool.

 +5Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: Better Ways To Deal With A Spider (40 comments)

I don’t mind bugs or spiders.

Usually I will just capture a spider and release it back into the wild in a field that seems to have too many mosquitoes for my liking.

I don’t know if spiders prey on mosquitoes but at the very least they will make them very uncomfortable when the field’s walls are breathing with spider babies.

 +12Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Everybody Needs "A Thing" (16 comments)

That is my local ABC news reporter Gustavo Almodovar.

What is my Gustavo Almodovar doing on non-local internets?

 +8Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President (67 comments)

I would like to nominate:

Joan Holloway – President
Annie Edison – Vice President

badideajeans – Scretary of State
Coach Taylor – Secretary of Defense
Leslie Knope – Secretary of the Interior
Nucky Thompson – Secretary of the Treasury

 +6Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President (67 comments)

Daria really should have been eternal. Like The Simpsons are.

How do teenage girls even cope with Daria-less existence?

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President (67 comments)

Ben can’t be 1st Gentleman and VP.

(also Leslie’s last name will be Wyatt by the time she is ready to seriously consider presidential candidacy)

I’m just going to leave this here…
Wyatt/Ludgate

 +12Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Important And Obvious Reminder About The Ways Of The World (38 comments)

The best television show to ever air is a threeway tie between Buffy the vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, and Veronica Mars.

Everyone knows that.

Three hairless aliens connected by one long strip of bacon. (you won’t convince me otherwise)

I blame the straights for pretty much everything that is wrong with society.

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

I have it on good Irish authority (whiskey) that 1 upvote = 1 four leaf clover.

So I am going to give you all of the luck I can!! Good luck!! Have fun!!!!!!!!

 +3Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

Please choose Carrot Top.

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

He IS, isn’t he? I knew it.

 +13Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: What If Jennifer Aniston Was A "Fat Ugly Normal Person"?! (34 comments)

Angelina’s head is three sizes too small for her body. And her face is still exactly the same.

This one is just lazy and bad.

 +4Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: What If Jennifer Aniston Was A "Fat Ugly Normal Person"?! (34 comments)

I was think about doing a series of digital paintings of stick figures with celebrity dicks drawn on their faces.

So I am glad we are kind of in the same place creatively right now. I am positive the Phallicist movement will be very influential culturally.

 +18Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: What If Jennifer Aniston Was A "Fat Ugly Normal Person"?! (34 comments)

I wish I had something witty or valuable to add.

But I just wanted to say that I think that Gabe has exactly the correct take on this and made really good points.

The only thing uglifying pretty people accomplishes is in some way brings attention to the fact that 1.) they are so pretty that you need photoshop to make them not be sooooo much better than you, and 2.) that the artist thinks that normal people are fat and poor dressers (and that by extension since he puts some effort into his appearance he is practically a celebrity (ooooo so much social status he has!)(let’s all be pretty like him and celebrities))

 +3Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

I am also very concerned that Romney might win. I’m pretty sure he won Florida which helps him win more than I’d like it to.

 +6Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits (30 comments)

Reading this I think I finally understand what it must be like to be a woman looking at Benedict Cumberbatch holding a baby…

 +8Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Mark Hamill Knew About The Star Wars News For A Year?!? (54 comments)

The BABE with the POWER‼

 +8Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Mark Hamill Knew About The Star Wars News For A Year?!? (54 comments)

This is what I am talking about. There will never be a single day without horrible banal Star Wars news for the next 15 years.

I hate you Star Chores!!!!

 +3Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits (30 comments)

I think that that statement very accurately encompasses a larger discontent with all of modern Hollywood, for me at least.

It would be a much nobler thing to fail at ambitious creative endeavors that bring new ideas into the world. Than to bring to market old ideas in aesthetically pleasing new packaging as a way of leveraging name recognition for monetary gain at the expense of anything artistically or intellectually valuable.

But. Capitalism and everything. You get what you’ll pay for.

 +3Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits (30 comments)

I think that the only one of his movies that I would truly call both original and creative is, yeah, probably Frighteners.

Bad Taste, lol, I mean, was practically a student film really.

I think he is mostly a competent facilitator of quality motion pictures. I don’t know how much we are all missing out on because Jackson stopped churning out original materials. (I do need to see Frighteners again soon though! That movie was really good.)

 +4Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits (30 comments)

I like Heavenly Creatures a lot. But I don’t think in general Jackson’s work was ever hugely “original”. (even Heavenly Creatures is an adaptation of a true crime story)

 +10Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel Live (11 comments)

You are now my comedy idol.

 +14Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Frank's Hair (17 comments)

Kelly, Halloween was yesterday. So what’s with the “hair raising” video?