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Well – that, and a girl who makes a good ‘bitch face’.

 +9Posted on Aug 15th, 2013 | re: Explaining Your Stupid, Awful Bee Prank To A Friend (26 comments)

BEES.

 +7Posted on Jul 25th, 2013 | re: Is Tyler Hoechlin Too Beautiful To Be Batman, Or Just Beautiful Enough? (47 comments)

Wait… THAT is the kid from Road to Perdition? The one whose eyes gave me the creeps?

Excuse me while I facebook-friend every weirdo guy from high school.

 +6Posted on Jun 12th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

Maybe it’s due to one too many creepy Easter Bunnies in my lifetime, but that bunny video is slightly horrifying.

Must. Now. Click. Puppy. Wakeup.

I know, I know… I actually thought about that while typing. But my first thought was “Jim!” so I went with my gut.

Are you SURE they’re at a basketball game and not just avoiding eye contact at a Chet Haze show?

I’m way too distracted on how much he looks like Jim from The Office to caption. (In fact, I’m still eyeing the pic suspiciously)

 0Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: Is This Herbal Tea Commercial Too Scary Or Just Scary Enough? (27 comments)

I wanted to make a comparison to this & some type of nightmare teabagging joke, but I’m sobbing too hard to think clearly.

 +2Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (20 comments)

It was adorable until that little bitch tried to step on him. WTF.

 +9Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors! (46 comments)

Jersey Shore: Rum flavored ice cream with Meatballs & Steroids. Sprinkled with just enough parmesan cheese to smell of feet.

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: What Should Kris Jenner Talk About On Her New Talk Show? (28 comments)

What To Wear When Signing A Prenup

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: Clawz: Finally, A Way For Maniacs To Cut Hair (36 comments)

Brainwaves

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: Clawz: Finally, A Way For Maniacs To Cut Hair (36 comments)

What’s the over/under on the number of times he has watched Edward Scissorhands in his lifetime?

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Good Way To Describe Wine (30 comments)

For what it’s worth, I would drink the shit out of that wine.

 +9Posted on Dec 5th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (24 comments)

All I could focus on was that they used WAY too much shampoo on Benny.

 +3Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Excuse Me, Sir, Your Child's Costume Is Too Scary (12 comments)

This actually brought out the exact same terror I have whenever I see the older sister in Pet Sematary.

 +11Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

Rick from The Walking Dead

 +3Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Would Like Everyone To Relax (19 comments)

In her defense, dealing with a hurricane for a couple days seems like nothing when you’ve been a walking trainwreck for 10 years

 +4Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Colbert's October Surprise For Donald Trump (8 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Colbert's October Surprise For Donald Trump (8 comments)

(If I could thumbs-down myself, I would) #nicetryNik

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Colbert's October Surprise For Donald Trump (8 comments)

Louie!

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 +8Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

Moons Over My Smeagol… with a side of ranch**

**Say anything you want about the food but Denny’s ranch is legit.

Actually I take that back. Looks more like ‘Interview With The Midlife Crisis’

Interview With The Stoner

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: What Should The Tagline For Mindy Kaling's New Rom-Com Be? (55 comments)

“omg!NOW”

(Huh? What do you mean that’s already been taken??)